Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion, Gainax does.
And Now For Something Completely Different
(A collection of Poetry, Quotes & One-liners)
By Captain Bardiel
Summery: This is a collection of poetry, quotes & one-liners in the Eva Universe and the real world,so I got the best bits and put them into a Fan Fiction. Also I added some of my bits and pieces in there too.
Warning: This Fan Fic may contain some Coarse Language, readers' discretion is recommended
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"A song is good." – Kaworu 'Tabris' Nagisa
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Asuka's Lamentation on the 'Over the Rainbow'
You are super-cool
what awesome stubble you have
but you won't kiss me...
Kaji Ryouji's Lament
Your purple tresses
Hang limply over the edge
are you regretful?
Asuka's First Impression of Shinji
Who is this child?
Walking, no pride in his step
is he different?
Kyoko's Delusions in Regard to Asuka
My innocent girl
should never grow up
Children need no tears
But she must be strong
Weakness is tempered
only through living
Shinji's Thoughts on Misato
I love Misato
I clean up her apartment
my true family.
Shinji's Thoughts on Rei Ayanami
She is so quiet
never speaking of sadness
she is just like me
The Ravings of Rei Ayanami
The white moon is lonely
the black moon hides in safety
Why am I to choose?
Asuka's Praise of Unit-02
Backflip! Dodge! Feint! Follow with strikes and kicks!
Exhibiting a luminous and terrifying presence
it is quite beautiful, striking, and bold!
And so, limited only by physics,
(and even those cannot always restrain its magnificence)
my Unit-02 is a sight to behold!
Kensuke Aida's Praise of the 'Over the Rainbow' aka USS Harry S. Truman
Beautiful?
Of course!
Beauty is not defined by outline
(this works out well for me)
the pistons pump! The engines whine!
And it floats upon the sea!
Look at all the cannons!
And those predatory birds
with their ravenous machine guns
I just don't have the words…
I think I'm gonna cry...
*Sniff*
Shinji's Sonnet to Rei Ayanami
I don't understand anything
and your eyes will betray nothing
the most misunderstood by far
you are a real person,
you are.
Chairman Kiel Lorenz's Words on the Lance of Longinus and the Sacrament
An instrument of humanity
Bringing an end to all suffering
Human Instrumentality
With only one left lingering
With this brilliant sacrament
And a human's pain, unending
I hear Ikari's lament,
Over the great rending!
Shinji's Sonnet to Asuka
Who is this?
She knows me well
Lips to kiss
She breaks my shell
Eyes like steel
and she has seen hell
Breasts to feel
How far she fell
is she an angel?
Gendo's Last Thoughts on His Son
My son is the same as myself
Enshrouded in his pathos
He rejects the world
In this lonesome room
my wife stands nearby
and I drown in my regret
Rei Ayanami's Sonnet to Shinji after the Defeat of Ramiel
Shinji Ikari,
You care for me?
What is it that you understand?
(I saw you digging in the sand)
Why is it that you care for me?
(Human experience is the key)
And this is completely new
I just don't know what to do...
Why are you crying?
I understand. I smile.
Asuka's Praise of Shinji's Defeat of Shamshiel
You're a bundle of fear and hate
each word we speak corrupts your mind
in battles all of this will condensate
So that you can retaliate in kind.
Then, the moment when least expected,
the option of "retreat" elected,
a roaring fury breaks the lull
Target silent, fallen angel.
The Very Deep Drunken Depressed Ramblings of Misato Katsuragi
I am really drunk right now
(The obligatory leer)
that guy over there is so like, wow
I think I'll drink another beer
I'm really a whore
I'll sleep with anybody
and what's more
I'm a friggin' hardcore hottie!
Can I have some service here?
I really need another beer
How ya like my dress?
How about my breasts?
I like guys with real big lips
And... I kinda... like to eat chips. Fuck.
Everyone knows that sex sells...
Is there really nothing else...?
Service! Service!
Rei Ayanami's Opinion of Asuka Langley Soryu
The opposite of me
She possesses a soul,
She, with a sense of 'we',
has a spirit that is whole.
Obsessed with the result
and not the process
she has what I lack;
I can do what she mustn't
Asuka's Ravings after the Defeat of Cervihel Shinji's Description of Asuka's Battle with Shamshiel and Ramiel Touji Suzuhara's... 'Poem' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Ok, so maybe Hermann Göring was a drug-crazed transvestite, but at least we could have gone dancing" – Touji Suzuhara --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wouldn't this be typical Asuka...? I used to love her But I had to kill her I used to love her, Mm, yeah But I had to kill her She bitched so much, she drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way, yeah Whoa, oh yeah I used to love her But I had to kill her I used to love her, Mm, yeah But I had to kill her I had to put her, Oo, six feet under And I can still hear her complain (Lyrics from a song from Guns 'n' Roses) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Touji: Looks like the Newlyweds are fighting who's going to be on top in bed tonight. Class: *Laughing* Asuka & Shinji: HOW, DO YOU KNOW!? Class: *Laughing stops* (From Jimmy Wolk's "The Ikaris") --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the floor of the midbrain is the ventral tegmental system, that neurobiologists call region A10. Cells soaked in dopamine, certain emotions are processed here; Such as the thoughts of two lovers – Or of a parent and child And it is the synchronization of thethreadsand bundles of A10 that splice pilot and EVA together; to become one entity, to fight. In other words, Love drives this Weapon of Mass Destruction forward. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I am not your puppet, for you to control" - Pilot Rei Ayanami --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And what rough beast, Its hour comes around at last. Slouches towards Nagoya-2 to be born, Here it comes, the supreme folly. This is the hour. When I saw him, I fell down at his feet like a dead man. He placed his right hand on me and said, "Don't be afraid! I am the first and last." – Revelation 1:17 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Nagoya-2, the wind doesn't blow: it sucks… - tagline from 'A New Awakening' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Mother... Her eyes shine with a mothers glow, Illuminating all that she seeks to know Her smile warms the coldest heart, Discouraging all battles from coming to start Her voice sings to you, putting doubt and fear to rest, While her words put forth her intentions as best Her warm embrace soothes even the deepest pain, While her gentle arms remove hate's painful stain Her wrath is one she wishes no one to see, But harm her children and you will cease to be Her true strength comes from the love in her heart, From her family devotion she will never part Her children draw strength from her comforting presence, It is what you can feel before the end of this sentence Her brother draws sword to defend her in moments, Her husband draws gun to enforce this... Khattam Shud, the End... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's Notes: This is dedicated to AN Seranov, Alpha Zulu, Andrew Hildreth, AZ Mk. II, Gunman, Kaze, Nova, Random1377, RedHorseman, ReisFriend, Rx7, Snow, Stormofdragons, Strike Fiss, and Taro M.D. For inspiring me to write my first story (The title, I got it from 'Monty Python's Flying Circus.') (The 'Khattam Shud' bit; I borrowed it from Strike Fiss) Please read and review. (No Flamers, OK!) - Captain Bardiel --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #Yeah, Ikari is comin' #He'll put an end to this war #oh, the Angels decided it was time for him to take an encore #oh, how I yearn to hear Shinji say "I shall return once more." Warrant Officer Sonny J. Dean, NERV Cherubim Corps. Nagoya-2
A courageous boy, a pathetic toy, a stupid boy
Who is so full of JOY.
He makes me sick and he's a total dick
He doesn't even care anymore.
Such a simple thing as jumping rope
(She has good energy, though)
She transforms herself into 'Man's Hope'
(She's attractive too, believe me I know)
Tearing off the fell beast's limbs
But that is just a joke
her momentary madness dims
her sleeping sense awoke
But she is easily distracted,
without a thought she gives another phantom a chase...
And breaks her face
*sigh*
I like poetry
but I really hate haiku
Fuck this shit.