AN: This right here is based off of texts from taccoa hall, and they will be turned into a series of drabbles/one shots. It's a college AU with the older Captains as teachers and stuff. IchiRuki all the way. I've decided to re-upload this. Soooooo, yeah. Let's see how long it lasts.

From Ichigo to Ishida:

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"

From Shuuhei to Izuru:

(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

From Matsumoto to Toshiro:

(781): I was just told by the police that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

From Matsumoto to Hinamori:

(510): he said he didn't have a condom.

(415): and you said?

(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

From Ichigo to Renji about Byakuya:

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

From Ikkaku to Yumichika:

(915): I told you I was good to drive

(1-915): dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

Mass text from Kenpachi:

(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

From Rukia to Matsumoto:

(219): rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

From Nanao to Nemu about Kyoraku:

(516): im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

From Isshin to Kisuke:

(440): The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

From Ishida to Ichigo:

(973): I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.

(1-973): Guess she heard her killer coming

From Matsumoto to Hitsugaya:

(315):So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

From Kisuke to Ichigo:

(519): i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

From Rukia to Hinamori about Ichigo:

(315): Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love

From Yumichika to Ikkaku:

(613): I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.

From Kyoraku to Ukitake:

(704):One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

From Chad to Ishida:

(631): im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies

From Ichigo to Shuuhei:

(248): New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.

From Rukia to Matsumoto about Isshin:

(770): his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

From Ichigo to Rukia:

(815): Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

From Nanao to Kyorako about Ikkaku:

(972): some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.

From Hinamori to Matsumoto:

(270): Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.

From Izuru to Shuuhei:

(774): I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.

From Ichigo to Chad about Ishida:

(216): ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.

From Kisuke to Yoruichi:

(806): with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.

From Renji to Tessai:

(503):Hey man your outta milk

(541): How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!

From Matsumoto to Hinamori:

(773): I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit

From Rukia to Ichigo:

(217): Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

From Toshiro to Hinamori about Ikkaku:

(516):He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.

From Ichigo to Byakuya

(646): I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.