Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight... or Edward. Stephenie Meyer does.
"For the last time, Emmett, we are not getting a-" Edward stopped mid-sentence and started laughing.
"Laugh all you want, little brother, but I still say we need a pet." Emmett turned towards the stairs. "Rosalie!"
Rosalie appeared at the top of the stairs with a brush in her hand. "What, Emmett? I was doing my hair."
Emmett looked at her with his puppy eyes. "Please, Rose? Can we please get a pet?"
Rosalie rolled her eyes at him. "No, Em. There's no way you're getting another pet! Do you remember what happened last time?"
Emmett bowed his head. "Poor, Fido. May he rest in peace."
"Pieces, actually," Edward muttered.
"Please?" Emmett begged, getting down on his knees. There was a loud clatter outside.
Rosalie ingnored that. "No, Emmett!"
Edward fell on the floor, exploding with laughter.
Emmett stood up, pointing at Rose. "You shall be attacked by mules!" he yelled.
Rose made no comment, but simply raised one eyebrow. She darted down the stairs, preparing to smack her husband silly, when Alice suddenly bursted through the front door, beaming at Rose with a hint of evil in her eyes.
"What?" Rose asked the mischevious pixie.
Alice said nothing and just replied by sticking her tongue out at her sister. She stepped away from the door and enter the mules! Rosalie's eyes got all wide. "Stampede!" yelled Alice.
Rose stood her ground as hundreds of mules crammed themselves into the house, running straight towards her. Edward was rolling on the ground, shaking with laughter, as Emmett joined him.
"Esme's gonna kill you!" Rose said through her teeth. She attacked the remaining mules, seeing as the others ran away from her. The house was now wrecked beyond repair. When she was finished, she glared at Alice, pointing at her.
"You!"
Alice laughed her wind-chime laugh. "Me!" she said.
"You are so dead!" Rosalie threatened.
Alice waved her hand dismissively, rolling her eyes. "Been there, done that."
Rose took one step towards her sister.