Disclaimers: I don't own twilight or any of the other books on S.M.
And this is based on a story by AliceDaSpaz titled Emmett's Moments.
Edward and I arrived to class and took our usually seats in the back of the class room. This is my first time going to high school since I have become a vampire. The principal walks in announcing that our teacher won't be in today and the substitute is running late, the walked out of the room. Before leaving he did give us this warning. "He just got out of High School, but has a talent for teaching, please respect him."
The room broke out in conversation. The door opened I let out a groan when I saw the tall muscular vampire walk through the door. "Emmett?" I choked out. I could feel Edward's eyes on as if I was going to faint.
"Hello baby sis" Emmett called out in his booming voice. I rolled my eyes. I knew there was no way that Emmett could be our sub. I placed my head on Edward's shoulder. "Please shoot me now." Only if that was possible I thought.
"I'm sorry love, if you were human I wouldn't, but since you're a vampire it really wouldn't do anything." He murmured into my hair. I let out another groan.
"Hey! You two lovebirds in the back! This isn't chemistry!" Emmett said with a grin on his face. If I could I would be bright red right about now. There was another kid in the class who spoke up. "Um sir." She paused, probably a little intimidated by Emmett. "Um, but this is chemistry…"
Emmett walked over to the desk like he was checking the notes the teacher left. He looked up grinning even bigger. "Oh so it is. Then we shall learn about the wonderful world of-"
"Wait!" Edward yelled hastily, "We haven't learned your name yet!" I was thankful knowing Emmett he was probably going to say something to embarrass me. I looked at Edward and whispered "Thanks" under my breath but I knew by the look that I got from Emmett he heard.
Emmett looked at Edward "Silly you already know my name. Bu for the lesser fortunate you can call Mr. Cullen but I prefer." He turned to the board, and wrote. Mr. Wiggles.
I saw Edward pinching the bridge of his nose; my head hit the desk in front of me. "Why is Emmett such an idiot?" I muttered over and over again. Thankfully as he started to scold me with "Bella" The door to the classroom opened. "I'm sorry for being late, I got stuck in traffic. I'm your su—" It had to be the real substitute, he looked at Emmett who had a look of 'oh crap I just got caught' on his face. "Who are you?" the real substitute asked.
"I'm the sub of course" Emmett puffed out his chest. The real substitute stared at Emmett for a moment more than likely confused. "But…But…" he stammered a bit. My brother in law still had that idiot grin on his face. "No I am the substitute. Mr. Greens had sent me here." He said making it up as he went along. I heard Edward laugh then cover it up with a cough. I looked at him with a smirk.
The 'real' substitute looked at Emmett for a few more seconds. Taking one more look at Emmett He headed for the door. "There must have been some confusion. Sorry about that." Once he was gone the class busted out with laughter. The rest of the class was spent laughing, joking and having a fun time. Which was a first for chemistry.