summary: mulder and scully fall out of a television at wondercon!! few naughty words, and this is probably one of my few non msr ones. (but maybe a little gillovny instead)
authors note: bubble bath + caffeine = inspiration! i just thought, i wonder what would happen if mulder and scully fell out of the tv at wondercon, (say, the 2008 one maybe)... and yep, it will be written poorly. but that s okay, its random.
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they hit the cement with a thud. it hurt like crazy, especially when a midget in heels lands on you.
scully, would you mind getting your heel out of my- mulder grunted.
oh shut up... scully protested as she picked herself up.
mulder got up and checked his suit for tiny little footprints. what do you reckon happened?
i dunno... i don t think we re in kansas anymore though.... she said as she pointlessly fixed her always-perfect hair.
no, you think? mulder said as he walked out of the alley; leaving his partner behind.
hey wait up. scully said as she effortlessly caught up to him, even in high heels.
they entered the street, looking up and down the busy road. a short redhead and her equally pocket-sized friend stopped and pointed at them.
oh my god! it s david and gillian! oh my freakin gosh! they squealed and began stampeding towards them.
what the hell... oh shit, run! mulder said, grabbing scully s hand and bolting away from the screaming mob.
see scully run. run, scully, run.
see mulder run. run, mulder, run.
they ran around the back of the building and stopped at a door, mulder shook the handle and it opened.
come on scully! he waved in the door.
scully folded her arms and raised an eyebrow. what the hell is wondercon? she said scientifically.
we don t have time for this; anything sounds better than being out here. he grabbed scully and dragged her inside, slamming the door shut behind them.
they walked through the dark room and found a little light to follow. it was a door that was just a little ajar. they peered inside.
two people were inside a restroom talking. one was a rather tall fellow with gorgeous brown hair; the other was a shorter woman with golden red hair down past her shoulders.
you think anyone saw us? the woman with the green jumper said.
if they did, the philers would have a field day. the man said.
this is what happens when we work together, last time our characters had a kid together. this time, we re virtually an old married couple.
mulder and scully looked at each other. i think they re actors... mulder whispered.
back in the good old days and cuddling up to each other was what we got paid to do. the guy sighed sadly.
eh. we ll just come back for a third movie and make them get married...
screw this; i don t care if they re actors who played up weird messed up characters. scully said as she pushed past mulder.
maybe we oughta get marri- the guy began before scully pushed the restroom door open.
everone looked at each other.
cool! doppelgangers! mulder said.
stalkers! gillian cried.
wrinkles! scully squealed.
paparazzi! david huffed in his manly awesome voice.
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next time, on the x files: mulder and scully are arrested for stalking david duchovny and gillian anderson.
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not really, randomness is random. blee- ba-lee-bableep that s all folks!!