jake was uot in the forest shoosting the gun at the animals when dirk was like "hey jakekun" he says kun because he is the aniems jake wwas all "oh hai tere mr strider tally ho and marbnles" dirk walked up to the jake and said "jakekun you aur so suteki..." but jake didnt kno wat tha t meant so he was li,ke "ok wahtaever!" dirk got sad "how coudl he not say anythign like that to my love confnesion..." dirk got very sad and he sulked around and couoldnt do ANYTHING because jaek wuz SOOOOOO IMPORTATNAT TO HIM HE WAS ALL HE HAD AHHHHH A BEATUYFUL ROMANSE... jake was wondereing wahat was rong! he adxed dirk "are you okay friend" and dirk wuz like "when i sed u were suteki...im eant... ur were bautiful..."
jake gAPSED! HE BLUSHED REALY HARD LIKE THE YAOI ANIME AND HIS EYES BCEAME REALLY SPARKLE "dirk...is that true" drik sed "hai and tha t means yes" jake picked up drik in his arms and said "pip pip and cherries my brother it is time to homo" and he layed dirk on the bed... he carresed his face "wow jake you have some ooki hands" dirk said gazing and jakes magnificenit yaoi hand "i kno its what everyone wants up their butt isnt it" he waggled his big eyebrows and dirk was all "omg hai hai i daisuki your hadn" he liked jakes hadn and jake undresse d him to reval his super hairy body "wow dirk how did u know i livked hairy men yippee happy wonder briotish stuff" they had the hot yaois in the bed and jakes hand when up dirks butt five times they used the dick too but who cares everyone wanted the yaoi ahnd... dirk was like "oh hai hai hai hai hai jaekkun" he said orgamisng all ov er the room "wow u got on my avatar poster i dont evne think i coudl get that far..."
they cuydled in th bed the end! thx 4 read plz revow