Death and Teal'c sat at a table in TGIFriday's, just outside of Colorado Springs.
"My understanding is that the concept of death is that it is intangible. You claim to be death itself. Yet you are tangible."
"Oh, I'm quite tangible." Death put a hand over Teal'c's. Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "Where I'm from, different concepts and feelings take on human form."
"I see."
Death fluttered her eyelashes at him.
"From what I understand, you're an alien. I was taught aliens don't exist. So where does that put you?"
"I am right here, Death."
Death kissed him.
"And I'm tangible."