1. You wanna change your last name to Cullen.
2. You buy two-colored contact lenses in case of an alien invasion.
3. You can swear that your albino neighbor is a vampire.
4. You start calling your little brother "Jamie".
5. You only know eight brands of cars : Volvo, Mercedes, Chevy, BMW, Jeep, Porsche, Volkswagen and Ferrari.
6. You inhale hair spray when you get a wound.
7. You got lost in the forest looking for Edward and Bella's meadow.
8. You see a grizzly bear and you think Emmett is coming.
9. You answer every question with "Melanie thinks…"
10. You dump your boyfriend because he doesn't sparkle.
go to the forest every time there is a thunder storm to see if you can find vampires playing baseball.
12. You don't sleep, waiting for Edward to appear in your room.
13. Every time you meet a guy named Jared, yell "I found you!!". Then get sad if he walks away.
14. You want to adopt five random teenagers.
15. You've read Wuthering Heights four thousand, five hundred and eighty nine times. (like Bella did)
16. You cover yourself in Twilight pins.
17. You've read over 50,000 Twilight/The Host fan fictions.
18. You go to Hot Topic 10 times a day to make out with the Edward T-shirts.
19. The only places you can remember for your geography test are : Forks, Phoenix, Chicago and San Diego.
20. You drown in the ocean trying to find Isle Esme.
21. You rent a helicopter to go look for a lost alien in the desert.
22. You see a cop and you yell "You'll never catch me alive, Seekers".
23. You bring your Edward blanket to school. (my bff actually did that)
24. You want your birthday cake to be made of blood.