Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
"UWAAHH!" I screamed as I fall into the pit of doom... okay I'm just exaggerating. I'm actuall falling from the sky *gasp*
I know a big shocker. Okay you wanna know how I'm actually in this situation well let's see...
~FLASHBACK~
*ring ring* (amazing sound my alarm clock does *note the sarcasm*)
"Ugh!" I groggily open my eyes and look at the alarm clock it sayss 7:30am
...
"WHAT THE FUDGE MONKEYS! It's too early to wake up!" I threw my alarm clock to the wall and heard it smashed against the wall.
"Who the hell seti it up anyway." then realization came to me, I set it up because Naruto is on tv. I rushed to the alarm clock.
*insert dramatic music*
"I'm so sorry alarm clock for throwing you into a wall!" I said with tears in my eyes my dead precious (not really) alarm clock only gave a few sparks as a reply.
"Please don't haunt me when you go into the afterlife!" I said and quietly said rest in peace. There was a five minute gloomy silence.
*stop dramatic music*
"Okay I'm done here" I said in a cheerful voice already forgetting about my alarm clock's funeral and skipped downstairs. I plopped down on the couch and turned on the tv.
"Yay it's Naruto go show him what you're made off!" I cheered. ' *sigh* I wish I could be in Naruto it sounds so much fun doing those jutsus.' Suddenly my tv screen turned black.
"WHAT THE HELL!" I screeched as I started pounding the tv.
"After cleaning you spotless and checking if your wires, plugs, buttons and everything is in good coditions this is how you repay me!" I yelled at the tv. (I know I'm talking to a tv I feel very loony) Then a black hole appeared and tried to suck me in.
"Gah! quick hands grab something to hold for my precious life!" sadly my hand failed me T_T and got sucked into a whirlpool of oblivion and that's how I find myself falling from the sky.
THE END...
for now BWAHAHAHAHA! *insert thunder and lighting*
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