Life Lessons with the Marauders: Lesson 12- How to Write Haiku
The Marauders always thought with their pranks instead of what they'd like to do when they'd become adults, so they took some pretty random classes when given the chance. For instance, they took muggle studies because muggle's had different ways of thinking, and different instruments for ploys that wizards wouldn't think of using. So, this is how the Marauders found themselves writing haiku for a class that they usually schemed in.
"Now class," Professor Pearl spoke softly. "This assignment isn't very hard. What you must do is create a poem that has five syllables in the first line, seven syllables in the second line, and another five in the last line. Haiku originated from…"
"This is going to take forever," Sirius muttered to James, holding out the "er".
"You're telling me," James snorted. "Want to make up a trap for Snivellous when he comes back from the library today?"
"Huh, when don't I?" Sirius questioned superiorly before scooting his seat closer to James.
"So, I was thinking that maybe we could put up a numbing hex right above-"
"Mr. Potter," the professor said, "do you know what I just said?"
"Japanese poetry is lost to our generation because we are all miscreants who don't really give a daaa-rn?" James guessed.
"Oh." She coughed. "Very well. I suppose you may all start now," she said startled.
James smirked towards Sirius and then looked down at the paper in front of him. He muttered a charm that would allow all of his friends to receive what he would write, and he'd be able to see what they'd come up with as well.
The silver liquid
It is the shadow on us
That is the moonlight
-Remus Lupin
Lily's ass is hot.
I want it in my hand now.
Remus is glaring.
-James Potter
Professor Pearl sex
would be kinky on your desk
in fishnet stockings.
-Sirius Black
Sirius just failed.
Sexual harassment charged.
He is not my friend.
-Remus Lupin
Our teacher scares me.
Everything scares me, honest!
Slytherins suck balls…?
-Peter Pettigrew
Way to go Wormtail!
Don't be frightened there Peter.
You're a Marauder! :)
-James Potter
"Guys, this is supposed to be about nature!" Remus muttered under his breath.
"Oh yeah? When was that ever clarified?" James said with a grin.
"When you and Padfoot were talking about charming Snape."
"Oh," James said with his mouth in a tiny circle. "Right then…"
Rainbows and flowers
Waterfalls trees and sunshine
can go suck my arse.
-Sirius Black
Ha ha good one Pads!
I like the smell of lily…
in my pants all night.
-James Potter
Oh, I love outside.
Yes I do. It is warm there.
This is about nature.
-Peter Pettigrew
La la la la la
That was just five, am I right?
I really hate this.
-James Potter
Reach for the stars
From every mountainside
Reach for the stars.
-Peter Pettigrew
That was S-Club Seven
You are pretty gay today.
I hate you sometimes.
-Sirius Black
We just died again.
Thanks Prevans and SPS.
Why do you kill us?
-All Marauders
Moral of Story
We are really bored today.
Enjoy this or else
-Sixpacksirius and Prevans
(P.S.
This is what I say
Avada Kedavra. BOOM!
You are now dead, too.
-Lil Voldizzle)