Random S S Conversation / RSSC
A/N: A small teensy idea I had at work with the overuse of suggestive profanity, frat boy style, script format. 'Nuff said.
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((SKYWARP walks into THUNDERCRACKER's room, whos playing a Cybertronian video game))
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slag.
SKYWARP:
Hey TC
THUNDERCRACKER:
Hey-((Struggles with the game)) Slaggit.
SKYWARP:
Slaaaaag, con. What's that?
THUNDERCRACKER:
'New game.
SKYWARP:
Is that Seek and Destroy?
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slag yeah.
SKYWARP:
Slag!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slaaaag.
SKYWARP:
Oh Primus and is that-!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slag, yeah.
SKYWARP:
I mean the slag's in-?!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slaginately.
SKYWARP:
I can't believe it-!
THUNDERCRACKER:
I know.
SKYWARP:
SLAAGYEAAAAAHHHHH!
THUNDERCRACKER:
It's slaggin' awesome, man.
SKYWARP:
Fer real?
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slag yeah.
((STARSCREAM walks in))
STARSCREAM:
What's going on?
SKYWARP:
TC's got the new slag-makin' game of all slaggin' time, Screamer!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slag yeaaaah
STARSCREAM:
…
THUNDERCRACKER:
What's wrong?
SKYWARP:
Yeah? Why the slag are you angry? It's like you got a slaggin' slag up your slagging aft or something?
STARSCREAM:
Why are you swearing so much?
SKYWARP:
Why the slag not?
STARSCREAM:
Must you?
SKYWARP:
Slag-
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slag.
SKYWARP:
Slag slag slag.
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slaaaaaaaggity slag slag slag slag-
SKYWARP:
SLAG!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slag?
SKYWARP:
Slag.
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slag?
SKYWARP:
Slaaaaaag.
THUNDERCRACKER:
Suh-lagh
STARSCREAM:
ENOUGH!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Slaggin'?
STARSCREAM:
You're only doing this to slag me off! For the last time, stop-!
SKYWARP:
Phlagh!
STARSCREAM:
IT-!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Of slag?
STARSCREAM:
YES-!
SKYWARP:
SLAG-
STARSCREAM:
NO-!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Go ahead, make my slag.
STARSCREAM:
SHUT-!
SKYWARP:
There's no place like Slag!
STARSCREAM:
PRIMUS SLAGGIT!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Keep your friends close, but your slag closer…
SKYWARP:
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE SLAG-!
THUNDERCRACKER:
Frankly, Starscream, we don't give a slag-!
STARSCREAM:
FOR THE LAST SLAGGING TIME CAN YOU STOP SAYING SLAG ALL THE SLAGGING TIME YOU BUMBLING SLAGGING SLAGGERS PRIMUS SLAGGIT SLAG DOT SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG!
THUNDERCRACKER and SKYWARP:
…
STARSCREAM:
(Throws his arms up in the air)
SLAG!
((STARSCREAM walks out of the room, forcing the automatic door to slam shut))
SKYWARP:
…Sl-
((The door opens again to reveal STARSCREAM's ranting head))
STARSCREAM:
SLAGGIT!
((The door slams shut again))
THUNDERCRACKER and SKYWARP:
…Slag!
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-THE END-
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A/N: Aaaaaaaaaaaah, can you feel the brain cells slowly slipping away? XD Feel free to guess what the S in the title stands for (most probably not Seeker or slag, mind you) XDDD Oh, and Happy Halloween! Since I am a working, responsible adult (who procrastinates on my glutinous Konyakku butt), I shall be going as the scary Tired-Inker-In-PJ's! Who sleeps. Meh, I'm so tired. XP Reminds me of a Family Guys episode, but…meh! (Shnooore)…