A/N: This story was inspired by Xayn's "Shadow Loses His Socks," in which this story could very well be considered a parody of. But then again, that's your call :) I should also mention that I wrote this story while I was on a bus to Montreal (I hate buses, why doesn't anyone have any decency to use planes? :O), and I hadn't slept yet that day, so I apologize if it sucks. Mind you, if it's good, then I'm fine haha XD I should also point out that this is my first Sonic fanfic (that I put on here, anyways), so with that said, it's time for the actual story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic. If I did, I wouldn't have those shitty 4Kids idiots voicing them (instead, I'd have Ryan Drummond, Lani Minella and all of the originals voicing them XD). And I'd probably be rich, too. :) Either way, Sonic belongs to the Sonic Team. And Sega, too.

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Sonic was practically furious when he walked up to his roommate.

"What the hell did you do with my shoes, Shadow?" the blue hedgehog growled.

"What shoes?" the black and red hedgehog replied, confused.

"You know what ones I'm talking about. Now where the hell did you put them?"

"I didn't do anything with them," Shadow replied honestly.

"I'm going to ask you one more time Shadow," Sonic said. "Where the fuck did you put my goddamn shoes?"

"I just told you that I didn't touch them!" Shadow stated.

"I warned you that I'd only ask one last time!" Sonic quickly grabbed a tazer (from out of the blue) and started shocking Shadow with it.

"How do you like that, bitch?! This is what you get for not telling me where my shoes are!" Shadow tried to speak, but the pain was too much for him. After three shocks, Sonic stopped.

"So, now will you tell me where you put my damn shoes?"

"I told you that I didn't touch your fucking shoes," the black hedgehog said, his voice sounding fairly weak.

"Well then, you won't mind some more zapping then, will you, fuckface?" Sonic resumed shocking Shadow after saying this, in which Shadow finally started to scream in pain. Like before, he only shocked him three times before stopping again.

"Now tell me where my fucking shoes are!" Sonic yelled at Shadow.

"I didn't fucking touch your goddamn stupid, piece of shit, lame ass shoes, you son of a bitch!" Shadow snarled back, despite his terrible condition. His body was twitching at random due to the large amount of electricity in him.

"That's it then," Sonic said before shocking Shadow for the last time, which ended up killing him. Just then, Rouge appeared behind Sonic.

"Were you looking for these Sonic?" she asked.

"Yeah, I was..." Sonic quickly added, "Where were they?"

"Where you usually keep your shoes," she answered before walking away.

Sonic then quickly grabbed the phone and dialled a number.

"Hello, Eggman Robotics, how may I help you?" the familiar voice of Ivo Robotnik (aka Eggman) said.

"Yeah, could you send me a Shadow android please?" Sonic asked.

""Why, certainly, Sonic!" Eggman replied, "It should be at your house in five days."

"Thanks," Sonic replied.

The End :)