***Sarah, Bunni, Carlos Juan, Sephiroth, and Cloud decided to get into Bunni's car and drive around aimlessly in the countryside. Sarah brought along a pitcher of iced tea, for the day was very hot.. And Bunni's AC wasn't working..***
Sarah- *guzzles down her fifth glass of iced tea* AH! Refreshing...
Sephiroth- *guzzles down a sixtieth* Yep.
Bunni- Too... much.. sugar... *faints*
Carlos Juan- *laughs, then faints himself*
Cloud- *sniff* Just because I have memory loss and momentary bouts of insanity doesn't mean I'm unable to sustain a little bit of sugar..
Sephiroth- *laughs and grabs the steering wheel*
Sarah- *kicks Sephiroth* Stop it!!
Cloud- See, no one pays attention to me... *sniff*
Sephiroth- *pinches her and grabs the wheel again*
Sarah- *lets go of the wheel and stuffs the first thing she finds up his nose* Stop, I said!!
Sephiroth- *accidentally inhales the pantyhose*
Bunni- *wakes up* Hey... Those were mine..
Carlos Juan- *snores*
Cloud- Mr. Hand, what do you think? *talks loudly to his hand*
Sephiroth- *turns blue in the face*
Sarah- *swerves the car out of control* Ack!! Who's driving?!
Bunni- I dun wanna play strip poker anymore..... *faints again*
Cloud- *looks up* First Bunni was, then she passed out. Sephiroth then grabbed the wheel and then you took it from him. Now, no one is! *screams*
Sarah- We're gonna crash!! *looks around to see Bunni and Carlos Juan unconcious, Cloud insanely speaking to his hand and her, and Sephiroth choking* Well then...
**They crash into a wooden fence. Suddenly, a tornado appears and whisks them away to the magical and strange little world of BOZ. There, they awake and climb out of the totaled car..**
Bunni- My head hurts...
Carlos Juan- My... *glares from others*.. hurts..
Sarah- Me duele el estomago...
Sephiroth- What?
Sarah- ¿Qué?
Bunni- Sarah, you're speaking Spanish!!
Sarah- *panicks*
Carlos Juan- Puta...
Sarah- *glares at Carlos Juan and looks for a sharp and deadly item*
Cloud- No hablo español..
Bunni- *screams*
Sarah- I wish Carlos Juan would die!!!
Sephiroth- She's speaking English again.
Bunni- Neat-O...
Cloud- Me llamo Cloud.
Carlos Juan- Ha! My 'magical' spell worked!! *jumps with glee*
Sarah- *shoots CJ with a gun she finds randomly on the ground*
Carlos Juan- *falls to the ground, they shove him into a small picnic basket Bunni was carrying and start down a road made of lemon yellow bricks*
Cloud- Me gusta pollo.
Sarah- Bunni.. Did you happen to bring any duck-tape?
Bunni- No, why?
Sephiroth- *glances at Sarah* ..? Duck tape?
Sarah- *laughs at Sephiroth's expression* You don't wanna know.. *to Bunni* Oh, nothing..
Carlos Juan- *bangs on the inside of the picnic basket* Lemme out!! I'll use my fairy wand on you!!
Bunni- *kicks the basket* Shaddup!! It's in the car anyway!
**Suddenly, out of the bushes come running rabid midgets with giant lollipops and candycanes. They start attacking the group while screaming 'follow the lemon-yellow brick road.'**
Sarah- *is hit with a giant lollipop* Ouch!! Take that, you deformed midget!! *kicks it*
Bunni- Ack!! Sephiroth, save me!! They're trying to look up my skirt!! Mini-size pervs!!! Ack!! *screams and kicks wildly*
Sephiroth- *has fragments of candy can stuck in his silvery hair* My hair! How dare you touch a God's hair?! DIE!! *Pulls out the Masamune and goes on a rampage*
**And amazingly, they still survive.**
Cloud- Me llamo es muchacho loco...
**The munchkins stop their attack and look to Cloud, falling to their knees and worshipping him.**
Sarah- Um.. *looks around* Isn't this a bit off?
Bunni- Do the mini-sized pervs speak Spanish or something?
Sephiroth- *attacks them again. This time they actually die* HA!
Cloud- *goes to speak*
Sarah- Wait, Cloud! Don't speak unless those dumb midgets come after us again!! *pokes him, whispering* And I'm your girlfriend, so they won't harm me..
Bunni- *shakes her finger at Sephiroth* You were supposed to help me!!
Sephiroth- Not true. My hair comes first! *pats his hair*
Bunni- Oh, I see how it is!! You're putting your hair over me!! I'm leaving you!! *in hysterics*
Cloud- *goes to speak, but Sarah silences him*
Sarah- *taps Bunni on the shoulder, whispering* You two weren't dating in the first place..
Bunni- *elbows Sarah in the gut* Shaddup! You're ruining my dramatic moment!!
Sarah- Why I oughtta... *picks up that gun she had found earlier*
CJ- *somehow breaking out of the picnic basket, hopping on Sarah's shoulder* Aw, babe, don't fight over me! There's enoug of me to go around!! *tries to grin seductively and fails miserably*
Bunni- *pokes CJ and he falls off Sarah's shoulder*
Sephiroth- *combs his hair* Damn munchkins..
Sarah- *shoots CJ again, stuffing him into the basket and tying it up with Bunni's pantyhose that Sephiroth had finally coughed up* HA!
Cloud- Lo siento..
Sarah- Cloud!! Stop talking!! *points the gun at him*
Bunni- Gosh, you're violent today..
Cloud-...
Sephiroth- *Smiles at himself in a mirror* I'm so beautiful!
Sarah- Grr...
Bunni-Sarah!!! *Panics* Nooo! What about Sephy and my kids? What will they do with out parents?
Sarah- Bunni, Shut up! Now, We are goin g to skip down this &*%^% lemon-yellow road! And we are going to hum "Mary had a Little Lamb"!!! Do I make myself clear?!
Bunni-The tea went to her head...
Sarah-*Blinks* Tea?
Cloud- *opens his mouth to speak*
Sarah- Shut up, Cloud!
CJ-*scratches on the basket* Can I get out please?!
Sarah- *Shoots the basket*
Bunni-*drops the basket*
Sephiroth- Perfect...Pretty hair...*Notices Sarah's dangerous attitude and the gun she held, and also, Cloud inability to speak freely*Anyone have any mousse?
Bunni- *wacks Sephiroth upside his head, messing up his hair again* Geez...
Sephiroth-Noooo!! My hair!! Grr....*His eyes turn red* Must kill... Bunni..kill..Bunni...
Sarah- *throws the gun at Sephiroth* Grr... * Turns normal* Evil possessive gun...*The gun shatters*
Sephiroth- Gah.. pretty faries... I want one...
Cloud- *notices something shinning in the bushes*
Bunni- *Follows his gaze*...? *Walks to the bushes and pulls out a box, the size of a shoe box and smiles* Oohh!! Treasure!
**Suddenly, a huge tornado wisks by and carries everyone off**
All-Ahhh!!!
Sephiroth-My hair!!!!
** Later**
**The group lands in the front lawn of the "Place"**
Bunni- *wakes up and realizes something had fallen on her* Oh, Sephy..Wait... Ack! Cloud!! Get off me you freak!! *Throws Cloud off her and he lands on the passed out Sarah*
Sephiroth- *weakly* My..hair..pretty..hair...* Sits up and looks around, and notices Tifa coming towards the group*
Tifa- *Gasps as she sees the unconscious Cloud on top of the fainted Sarah* That crack using whore! *Runs back inside and retrieves Cloud's special wheelchair, then runs back outside and throws him in it* Now, you are mine..*Runs away from Sarah, Pushing Cloud at a dangerously fast pace, toward the pond*
Bunni-*Sits up and notices the treasue she had found* Hmm... I wonder what this is..*Opens it to reveal...*
Narrarator- That's all for now, folks! Read the next ramble to find out about Bunni's treasure, magic wishes, and split ends! Til next time!!!
The End! Not..