I want Alcohol
"Hmmmm……..Should I have a party and invite Saskue Hell No! That dick left me here to die I need alcohol Naruto that dumb ass would do any thing for me" thought Sakura. "What!? You want me to give you Alcohol well ok ahh Fuck!! I'm late see you later Sakura" said Naruto.
"Don't forget ok Naruto" shouted Sakura "I wont you whiny Whore" thought Naruto. Later That Day…… "Yes it seems Sakura is having a Party what it hurt if we killed everyone" said Orochimaru " No not really Lord Orochimaru well I heard from Shikamaru there having Alcohol let's poison it" said Kabuto.
"Fine well do it by the way how did you hear it from Shikamaru" asked Orochimaru "it wasn't easy that fat ass Choji would do anything for food" answered Kabuto "I see perfect" laughed Orochimaru.
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At Night…. "Ahh what a nice day to relax but I still get the feeling I forgot something ah shit the alcohol were do I go" worried Naruto. "I have a suggesting" said Kakashi "What tell me you bastard" screamed Naruto "Hold it there go to Pawns Bar they should have the alcohol there" said Kakashi "Wow thanks". Naruto then gets in the bar and starts stuffing alcohol in his pants and jacket.
"Wow I look fat well at least I got the alcohol hehe mission accomplished" said Naruto "Hold it kid whats up with you" asked the security guard "Weird that you ask it's a uhhhhh a ummmmmm weird bladder disease I pee every minute or two oops got to go pee see you later" said Naruto. "Whew that was a close one well off to the damn party.
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It was 11 o'clock in the night and Naruto was already on his way. "Where is that ass face Naruto at" said Sakura "What's the hold up bitch where's the alcohol" asked everybody.
Naruto made it in the nick of time and poured all the alcohol in a bowl. "Well everybody drink up" said Naruto "Dood were going to get so fucked haha" screamed Rock Lee. As Kabuto in a disguised walked toward's the alcohol he poured poison in the alcohol "Bitches can't do it like me" thought Kabuto. Sakura went up to the roof alone to drink by herself.
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Everyone died later that night except Naruto and Sakura. "What the hell happened to all the people" wondered Naruto. Up in the roof was Sakura she was still struggling to drink cause she really wasn't a drinker.
"Hey there Sakura" Saskue appeared and warned Sakura "Don't drink that alcohol Sakura it's poison. "So what if it is I was going to drink myself to death anyway I don't deserve to live" said Sakura "Welcome to the club emo bitch" said Saskue. "Say lets kill our sel's" asked Saskue "ok" Answered Sakura. "ok then 1…2…3 GO!" screamed Saskue. Before Saskue drinks the alcohol he stops Sakura is the only one who drank the alcohol and then she dies.
"Hahahahaha Sakura wipe yourself off you dead ha..ha.