Roaming
Hermione sighed contentedly and snuggled deeper into the warm, heavy blankets on Severus' bed. She closed her eyes and listened to the soft sounds of Severus showering.
Hermione was replaying the last hour in her mind when she was jarred back to the present as the magical Order-issued cell phone shrilled. The caller ID read "Suzie." Hermione closed her eyes again, letting voicemail pick up.
A few minutes later, as Severus was brushing his teeth, Joanne called.
By the time Severus reentered the bedroom, no less than 12 women of dubious names had called.
Hermione glared viciously at her lover.
Inspired by tonight's episode of The Mentalist- of which I only saw one scene but it was great. Might make a long fic out of this theme later on. Thanks to drakien for helping me bounce around title ideas.