Hello all! I've decided to do a crack/spoof story to take my mind off of serious writing *ahem* I'm planning to do a Horror story in the POV of Liech, and I'm stuck as to whether it should be a HG crossover or not. It also took me far too long to log in, sorry about that. Let's go!

ホンダ 菊 Created the chat 'Personified Country Squad ヘタリア'

ホンダ 菊: Oh dear, I'll change my username to English.

Ve~ Feli: The chat worked! Yay!!

49Dogs: Kiku, you really went out of your way to code this application, didn't you.

ホンダ 菊 changed their username to Crysanthemumss

Crysanthemumss: That should do for now.

Ve~ Feli: Hey Kiku, could you add some of the others? It's lonely without them :(

Crysanthemumss: Sure, wait a bit.

Crysanthemumss added TomatoJr and 49Birds

49Birds: HEY WEST

49Dogs: Uh bruder, what even is your un?

TomatoJr: Says the trashbag called 49Dogs.

Ve~Feli: you're too in sync! It's cute actually _

Crysanthemumss added Englishbreakfasttea and Ouiouibaguette

49Dogs: NO DON'T ADD THEM

Crysanthemumss: I'm sorry Ludwig, but it is necessary to add all of the main cast.

TomatoJr: At least he hasn't added the others...

Englishbreakfasttea: Don't talk as if I'm not there you twits

Englishbreakfasttea: Except for Kiku he's sweet

OuiOuiBaguette: (ω)(ω)(ω)(ω)

Crysanthemumss added TheHero27, MapleSy, Kolgate, and Pandabby

Englishbreakfasttea: Please get this 26- year-old away from emojis

TheHero27: But dude emojis are cool!!

MapleSy: I'm counting down to the Emoji Movie :D

OuiOuiBaguette: Emojis are art

Englishbreakfasttea: JESUS CHRIST

Crysanthemumss: Please avoid winding each other up. This is a peaceful chat, everyone.

Crysanthemumss: I'm writing an Emoji Movie manga adaptation.

Englisgbreakfasttea: STOP

Ve~Pasta: That's a cute idea!

49Birds: Everything's cute with you

49Dogs: Did you just attempt to lowkey flirt

Kolgate: Don't use the word lowkey

49Birds: HOLY FRICK HELLO IVAN

Pandabby: Hello all!

TheHero27: He's going to copyright the word lowkey xD

Kolgate: Don't use xD either

TheHero27: xD

TheHero27: xD

TheHero27: xD

49Dogs: Stop, please

TheHero27: xD

TheHero27: xD

Kolgate: brb getting my pipe

Crysanthemumss: Smoking is bad Ivan

Pandabby: he means a piece of actual plumbing Alfie had better run

TheHero27: xD

TheHero27: xD

TomatoJr: Stop oml

TheHero27: xD

49Birds: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A STALE MEMMW

TheHero27: xD

TheHero27: xD

MapleSy: Please stop

TheHero27: xD

Englishbreakfasttea: I regret giving you a phone Alfred

TheHero27: xD

TheHero27: xD

TheHero27: xD

Kolgate: I've got my pipe, I'm headibg to your house.

TheHero27: wait wut

Kolgate: Look out of your window

TheHero27 logged off

Kolgate logged off

Crysanthemumss: oh dear... I hope he's ok

Pandabby: I, too, hope Ivan's ok

49Dogs: Kiku meant Alfred

Pandabby: I'll go to see them bye all!

Crysanthemumss: Bye!

49Dogs: Bye

49Birds: BYE!

Englishbreakfasttea: Bye.

Ve~Feli: Ciao!

Pandabby logged off

TomatoJr: I'll go too I'm tired

TomatoJr logged off

OuiOuiBaguette: I'm going to Alfie's house

OuiOuiBaguette: naked

Englishbreakfasttea: Ivan's there though, and Yao

Englishbreakfasttea: enjoy getting arrested you idiot

OuiOuiBaguette logged off

Englishbreakfasttea: I'd better go and make sure he doesn't get hypothermia.

Englishbreakfasttea logged off

Crysanthemumss: So, here we are?

49Birds: FRANCIS?? NAKED?? IMA GO

49Dogs: I'll... go... and keep him away from trouble.

49Birds logged off

49Dogs logged off

MapleSy: So... who's here?

Crysanthemumss: Me, Feli, and You.

Ve~Feli: So should we log off now? I'll go with Lud

MapleSy: yea

Crysanthemumss logged off

Ve~Feli logged off

MapleSy logged off

So I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! This story will mainly be this combined with strange fluffy scenes. Adios!