'Okay. Here goes,' I whispered.
Hi. My name is Thelma Louise Dickless. It's ironic because I have not yet chopped my peen but I'm taking so many hormones that it's shrunk back inside me like a faux-pussy anyways. ANYWAYS I'm standing at the base of the girls dorm in Hogwarts just hoping I am el feminina enough that the stairs won't turn into a slide and reject my trans body. Speaking of rejection I've got a pussy waiting for me on ice and I am SO READY for it but I gotta make sure I cut a nice tight hole between my legs before putting a nice pink little hole in there. I'd use by butthole as the TRANSplant thing but it's gotten too wide from ramming broomsticks up and crying 'UP!'.
Tee hee.
'In case you haven't guess YES I am trans and FUCK YOU for asking' I screamed at a stupid third year across the room. A spark flew out of my wand and exploded a couch. I must learn to cuntrol my immense power now that I am here at Hogwarts. I don't want to draw attention to myself either I thought as I pulled my hat down over my disgusting bright pink hair and pulled my robe tighter around my pleather green miniskirt and freakish silk tank top. LIKE WHAT YOU SEE CUNT? Oh it's a mirror. I look hot. Like a Kardashian. I mean a Jenner. 8- ) *smiley*
Speaking of my fat obese friend with a stomach tumor: here she is now. If that cancer ridden oaf can get up the stairs then surely my cock (which is basically a tumor) won't get recognized UGH fuck it who cares I'm going up now. *climb climb climb queef climb* I'm in! Glad I didn't have to resort to TRANSporting myself up elseways. I know you can't apparate in and out of hogwarts but people like me (YES we are people cunt) can always TRANSport where we want. Ugh my balls hurt I need to blow my load.
I fucked the girl in the bed next to me and said 'you should be so lucky WHORE I look HAWT and you bled on my cock anyway so FUCK YOU'. Afterwards I sent an avada kedavra up her cunt so she wouldn't get pregnant. YES I can do that spell already. I've been practising on small animals because I am CRAZY and bipolar dot tumblr dot com.
The girl I fucked was a weird midget so she should consider herself lucky to get anyone. I made her MELT although that may have been because her bones are made of jello as well and I'm sure her freak nose and ears play into it too. Is she wearing a wig? On her pussy? Probably. YUM!
I can't believe I'm here at Hogwarts in Hufflepuff! I am so lucky. It's lights out now and I want to get LOTS os sleep so I am HOT and SEXY and SMART for class tomorrow (lawl I could sleepwalk through most of them to be honest but anyways) I opened the vial of my father's come I keep around my neck, took a good long sniff and fell asleep. BYYYYEEEEEE.