I don't own Harry Potter or Alice in Wonderland.
Hermione was walking through the castle and thinking back of last year and the adventure she and her friends had in the Department of Mysteries when she heard music. The thing was that it sounded like teapots were all whistling at different tones and forming a melody. When Hermione followed the sound she came to the place where the Room of Requirement was and there was door that was slightly open. When she looked inside she couldn't believe what she saw.
There was a long table with all kinds of teapots whistle to a merry tune. On one side sat a hare that was a shaking crazily and looked like he would literally jump out of his skin of fright at any moment. On the table stood a small white mouse on his back paws with a sword the size of needle on a rope around his waist. At the end of the table was a man with the most outrageous hat Hermione had ever seen and complimentary clothes and there next to him sad a small silver haired girl with a mysterious smile talking to the man with the hat.
Hermione took a couple of steps back away from the door and thought: "Only Luna would be crazy enough for a Wonderlandian tea-party." Then she thought about it a bit more and shrugged. She would never completely understand the eccentric girl, but her being at home with the people of Wonderland actually made sense to Hermione and left it at that.
While she was walking away she thought: "What is the difference between a raven and a scribestable."