The Warlock Song Parody of The Duck Song by Bryant Oden

by Alicefreak101

This is a Mortal Instruments Song fic. NOT A FANFIC. This song is based on The Duck Song by Bryant Oden. I replaced the words duck with warlock and grapes with glitter. The man is Henry Branwell as he got Magnus obsessed with glitter. So this is based on Magnus. Hope you enjoy. ALL CREDIT GOES TO BRYANT ODEN FOR HIS LYRICS

The Warlock Song

Parody of The Duck Song by Bryant Oden

A/N…Okay so I was thinking of the duck song and so I started thinking of Magnus and this is what I came up with. All lyrics are by Bryant Oden and they belong to him. I just changed duck to warlock and grapes to glitter. Hope you enjoy.

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A warlock walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any glitter?"
The man said
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The warlock said,
"I'll pass."

Then he portaled away.
(Portal portal)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)

The warlock walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any glitter?
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday,
We just sell lemonade. OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The warlock said,
"Goodbye."

Then he portaled away.
(Portal portal)
Then he portaled away.
(Portal portal portal)
Then he portaled away
(Portal portal)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the warlock walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any glitter?
The man said,
"Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The warlock said,
"How 'bout, no."

Then he portaled away
(Portal portal)
Then he portaled away.
(Portal portal portal)
Then he portaled away
(Portal portal)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the warlock walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any glitter?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, Warlock,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day,
stuck.
So don't get to close!"
The warlock said,
"Adios."

Then he portaled away.
(Portal portal)
Then he portaled away.
(Portal portal portal)
Then he portaled away
(Portal portal)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the warlock walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any glitter?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on warlock, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some glitter
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some glitter.
He gave one to the warlock and the warlock said,
"Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?"

(Fading)
Then he portaled away.
(Portal portal)
Then he portaled away.
(Portal portal portal)
Then he portaled away
(Portal portal)

A/N…Hoped you liked it. All credit goes to Bryant Oden for the lyrics. I just changed them for the warlock song. Like I said I had changed duck with warlock and grapes with glitter. I think Magnus will love this song cause it's about him. Also the man in this song fic is Henry Branwell. Thanks to Henry, he got Magnus obsessed with glitter.