Johan---Welcome all to my first fanfic on this site, ever, I've been trying to work the damn thing out but I couldn't figure it out(wonder if I could use damn it on the net, damn it). Special thanks to my good friend Kidie who taught me how to use this crap, and now, on with the fanfic.
Synopsis: Naruto and Sasuke have successfully completed their first mission, and since they lack something better to do, they'll try to loot Kakashi off his money, and go and buy the latest Flirting Paradise novel.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, or any of the characters present in the Anime, it wouldn't be suitable for younger audiences.HEHEHE
It was a beautiful afternoon. The evergreen glow of the eternal Konoha leaf could be seen everywhere around the parks of the village. A quiet, cool breeze, proceeding from the east, gently wafted its way around the village, murmuring unintelligible words that only the playful, young shinobi could comprehend, and the clouds, always frolicking, fluctuated like snowy white angels eastwardly and westerly, in a peacefully faction, as if driven by an invisible, serene force. Time had seemed to stop in the East Gate, where silence reigned popular, and a desperate look could be seen in three friends, who were impatiently awaiting for something, or someone. The Sun's rays shone faintly upon a boy's bright blonde hair, who was continously pacing in circles, as he was anxiously awaiting for something, or someone.
"Man, this new book is so good that Jiraiyai-san made $1,000,000 just the first day it was released." A feint smile suddenly appeared on the boy's face.
"Naruto, you lil' disgusting perv!" Said Sakura looking at him rather furious.
"Leave the poor loner alone, it's not his fault he can't get any girls, no one likes him" Grinned Sasuke back at Sakura.
"Sasuke, next time you say that, I'm gonna disfigure your ass so badly that I'll rearrange your entire ugly face!!!" Replied Naruto loudly.
"Look, if we want to get the thing, we'll need some money, and seeing as our next payday isn't till the 25th, we're gonna need some moolah pronto, I propose we raid Kakashi, It ain't gonna be easy, but we'll certainly get some training, and best of all some money," An evil look was denoted on the boy's facial factions, he grinned evily, and continued;
"To do so we'll have to use an attractive chick, who's able to mold chakra perfectly into an illusionary technique capable enough to serve as a distraction while we jump Kakashi, this chick must be preferably tall, and possess pink hair." He said reluctantly , as though he had solved the crime of the millennium.
"I know the perfect candidate, TSUNADE SAMA!" Naruto yelled out.
"You're a freaking genius you moron! Yeah, like the Hokage will help us ambuscade a Jounin, really smart Naruto, I mean, you should have gotten a Nobel Prize for intellectual achievement with that one." Said Sasuke angrily.
"I know I should have, you can't always get what you want in life though."
"Wait a freaking second, did you just said you were gonna use me as a distraction, what am I, like your property or something? Said Sakura wrathfully, while inner-Sakura sighed wished deep inside for this to, someday, become true.
Well, I need improvement, I just scratched the story out of my head, so yeah. Please rate.