Onece a pon a time at Fredyd Fcukbaers Pizza, Mike Schmidt squawked outrageously loudyl and too a HUGE SCHMIDT right on his FCUKING DESK. Fredyd Fuckbaer taking the oppoutunity of Mikeys vulnerablity,,, ,and shOVED HIS HUGE BAER DOMG IN HIS ANUBIS. Mikey shrieked a shota af moan and Fredyd repeatedidly thrusted his HUGE BAER DOMG into Mikes TIGH t SHOTA AAAAASSSSSSS.
Foxy was watching thru one of hte cameras. He sighed for he wanted to be the frist to fuck Mike in his shota aaaaasssss. He then hustled his jimmies all the awy down to the secuitry room. He punched Fredyd in the fcuking nsoe and took Mike who was all flushed and shit you know how yaois go im sure u perverted fuck. Jk ur beautiful. Ilove you. Thats what foxy said to mikey as he started plunging his foxy coxy inside him. Mike was actually starting to bleed out hs anubis cause no one here was using lube god fucking dammit.
Freddy was after Foxy amd in a FUCKING RAGE. He was gonna kick Foxys ass and shove foxy coxy into chickas garbage disposal mouth.
"Yaaarrr ye shiverin me timbers mike." Foxy groaned inot Mikes ear-accidentally biting his frontal lobe.
That is the pure truth behind the bite of '87. You know now why it has been hidden and kept secret over the years.