You are a new student at Kisaragi academy and it is your first day and you spend ages wandering around like a moron. Trying to find classroom 2-9 you run into two people in the hall."Excuse me but do you know where classroom 2-9 is?"You ask the two
"Yeah that`s the same class as us. It`s just down the hall you dimwit."One of them said pointing to a classroom
"Okay thanks imbecile."You say starting to walk away. The two people follow you and one of them asks
"Aren`t you the new student?"I nodded "Oh cool. I`m Mayo Suzumoto and this is Shig pie."Mayu said
"Actually it`s Sakutaro Morishige."He corrected
"Yeah but to me it`s Shig nii."Mayu said
"I know Mayu."He said as the three of you walk into classroom 2-9 together. People look at you and start whispering things like; is she new and does she know where she`s going. You brush it off, thinking nothing of it. The teacher, Ms Yui introduces you and you go and sit down near the back. You look around to see that Mayu is sat near you as well as the class rep who`s name you had heard was Ayumi. Batman suddenly jumped out of the ceiling vent and landed on the table. `I`m Batman`. He said, he then dived across the room, Tackling the teacher to the ground. She then stood up and turned into a power ranger, the yellow one to be exact. She dived out the window with a massive bounce and let out a ripping fart before flopping like a dead fish. The students laughed with glee while they checked all the televisions that were to be shipped out in the morning. ` My name is Shing Ho` shouted a random boy. `wait you all look quite happy` replied Batman. `we are Japanese fighting fish` replied the students. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT, NOT A FOOTSTEP TO BE SEEN. A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION AND IT LOOKS LIKE I`M THE QUEEN. THE WIND IS HOWLING LIKE THE SWIRLING STORM INSIDE, COULDN`T KEEP IT IN, HEAVEN KNOWS I TRIED. DON`T LET THEM IN, DON`T LET THEM SEE, BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE. CONCEAL DON`T FEEL, DON`T LET THEM KNOW. WELL NOW THEY KNOWWWWW. LET IT GO, LET IT GO. CAN`T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEE. LET IT GO, LET IT GO.