Iiiiiiiiiit's MEEEEEE!
Chibi Link: Show-Off...
Welcome to...GOLDEN SUN RAMBTINGS!
Chibi Link: O.o Rambtings?
Rantings plus ramblings equals rambtings.
Chibi Link: Oh.
I'm getting tired of typing out "Chibi Link".
CL: Off topic! And here, how about this?
Works. Anyways, for the first chapter here today, we shall be rambting about...THE SUPERNATURAL!
CL: Namely, what's REALLY down in the Madra Catacombs, Sister scaring sister, and Piers playing superhero!
PIERS PLAYING SUPERHERO DOESN'T COUNT AS SUPERNATURAL YOU DWEEB!
CL: It's superhuman...
And you're super brain-dead.
CL: Okay, okay, we'll do that alternate-dimension shtick.
Num here, LAUNCHING CHAPTER!
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"Felix, there's a ladder, you know," Sheba pointed out, climbing down said ladder after Felix, who had ungracefully landed flat on his face. "So, where is this?"
"Madra Catacombs," said Jenna, shortly before slipping on the ladder, falling, and landing on her brother.
"Man, I hate to think of how this is going to play out," Felix moaned from the floor.
Jenna quickly pulled herself up and leaned against the wall. "Why are we here?"
Sheba shrugged and helped Felix up, who replied, "Because we have nowhere else to go, and can't get to Gondowan without the Lash Pebble."
Jenna glared. "So you think it's down here?"
"No, but it's nice to explore everything."
Sheba assumed an annoyed look as Felix led the way into the catacombs and up to a sealed door with a plaque beside it. Part of the wall next to the door was crumbling.
As the girls studied the plaque, Felix picked at the crumbling masonry with intrigue, and the entire section of wall crashed to the ground, many fragments damaging the Earth Adept as the fell. This earned him death glares from his companions.
Felix grinned sheepishly and stumbled into the ruins.
The ruins were covered with cobwebs, dust, rubble, and various other clutter, including the occasional treasure chest. It smelled of mildew and troll residence, among other things. The three picked through the underground town, as it seemed to be, for various interesting trinkets, namely the treasure chests. Several hours later, Sheba froze, her eyes wide, carefully scanning the room.
"Helloooooo..." Jenna waved her hand in front of the blonde's face. "Sheba? Weyard to Sheba..."
Sheba whispered hoarsely, "Voices...I h-hear voices..."
Jenna looked over her shoulder. "Felix? Get over here. Sheba's hallucinating."
Felix turned to face his sister. "I'll take your word for it, but she's not over there."
"What are you talking about? She's right-"Jenna glanced at where the Wind Adept stood, only to find she was gone.
"WHERE DID SHE GO?"
The siblings frantically searched the ruins for any trace of Sheba, looking high, low, and everywhere in between. But they did not check the large building in the northwest corner of the ruins until Jenna used Fume to hightail Felix inside and into a radio. Said radio was in perfect condition and blaring out music. In the center of the room was a table, smashed in half by a large boulder that was still in place. On top the boulder, dancing to the music, was...
...Sheba!
Felix's jaw dropped, and he watched dumbstruck until he finally burst out yelling, "SHEBA WHAT THE MOOSE ARE YOU DOING?"
The girl turned to face him with a confused look on her face before reading Felix's mind, much to his dislike. A strange telepathic voice echoed in the Earth Adept's mind, saying, "Sorry, I'm possessing her right now. You can have her back in ten years."
Felix's jaw snapped back into place. "Hey! That's not fair! Give her back!"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"I'll do anything!"
Sheba smirked, and the voice sounded interested. "...Anything?"
"Yes!"
"Alright. Get me something..."
"What?"
"I don't know yet, I'm still thinking."
Felix silently fumed to himself before the voice came to a decision. "How about...YOUR SOUL!" As the last two words echoed in Felix's mind, Sheba took on the expression of a demonic predator about to attack its prey: a look that is savoring blood yet to be shed.
Dun dun dunnnn...
Possessed Sheba appeared!
Felix attacks!
Possessed Sheba nimbly dodges the blow!
Possessed Sheba casts Plasma!
Felix takes a lot of damage!
Felix casts Ragnarok!
Strange Enchantment deflects the blow!
Jenna takes x amount of damage.
Jenna goes down...
Outside was the subtle "Fwump" of Jenna hitting the ground. This made Felix angry. VERY angry. You do not like Felix when he's angry.
Angry Felix attacks!
Possessed Sheba takes infinite damage!
You felled Possessed Sheba!
You get 0 Coins.
You get -15 Experience.
A tremor ran through the earth, and the ruins started shaking. Felix, his anger cooled, looked around frantically, and, the exit in his line of sight, picked up Sheba and made a mad dash for said exit.
Clouds of chocking dust fell everywhere, and rubble danced on the floor. The Earth Adept sprinted fast as he could, clutching Sheba tight, and practically headbutted the ladder before climbing out of the din below.
The first stop was the healer, so he could drive out whatever possessed Sheba for x amount of Coins. After that, as Felix gently carried the blonde to the inn, the light of realization hit him with a rather large and extremely heavy sledgehammer.
"Oh sweet Venus, I forgot Jenna!"
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CL: O.o Din? The Hylian goddess of Power was down there?
No, din can be a common known.
CL: Oh.
Light of Realization: Thank you Garet's Sledgehammer Shack!
NEXT!
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"YOU NOOB! I SAID TO MOVE EXACTLY 3 SQUARES UP! NOT LEFT!" Karst screeched at her mysteriously obtained Gamecube and equally mysteriously obtained Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance game.
Agatio peeked in from the window and was hit by said mysteriously obtained objects being thrown at him. Poor Proxinian.
Not.
Karst flopped back and stared at the ceiling, since she had nothing better to do. An eerie wind blew through the room, but she ignored it.
That is, until an ethereal shape materialized behind her and yelled her ear, "Hi sis!"
Karst jumped and got her head stuck in the ceiling. Upon getting unstuck, she gracefully landed and turned her eyes upon...
...the ghost of Menardi?
Karst stared. Menardi stared back. Menardi stared. Karst stared back.
Finally, Karst asked, "What are you doing here? You're supposed to be dead."
"That's the thing," Menardi replied.
"What, that everybody thinks you're dead?"
"No, that I AM dead!"
"B-but then..."
"Yes, I'm a ghost. And?"
Karst fainted.
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CL: Well that was short.
And?
CL: Alternate dimension time, right?
Yup. NEXT!
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A swirling blue vortex confronted Isaac, Garet, Ivan, and Mia. How it got there, one can only guess at.
"Can't I poke it?" Garet whined. He received a whack from Mia.
"I guess we go through," reasoned Ivan.
"Alright, but Isaac first!" Garet yelled.
"...Ivan? I feel the Apocalypse is upon us," Mia stammered. "Garet came up with an intelligent idea..."
Isaac looked disturbed as the other three shoved him through.
On the other side of the vortex, Isaac found himself standing on a nice little chunk of rock hovering in a void. A girl, about nineteen, with short brown hair and wearing run-of-the-mill armor played with streamers at the other end of the island.
"Um, excuse me," Isaac said, approaching the girl, "Where am I?"
The girl looked at him and replied, "Noisnemid rehtona ni rea uoy."
Isaac raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"
"Noisnemid rehtona ni rea uoy!"
"Errr...I'm afraid we don't speak the same language."
"Od ew sey."
"So...what's your name, I guess?" Isaac asked.
"Xilef."
"Alright, Xilef, nice to meet you. I'm Isaac." Isaac offered his hand and Xilef shook it.
"Now where am I?"
"Noisnemid rehtona ni rea uoy! Noisnemid rehtona ni rea uoy!"
"Pardon?"
"Noisnemid rehtona ni rea uoy!"
"Ummm...let's try something else..." Isaac looked around, then pointed to a random bird flying overhead. "What is that?"
Xilef looked at him quizzically. "Drib."
"Oh, I call it a bird...wait a-" Good ol' Light of Realization went to work with its trusty sledgehammer.
"Drib" was "Bird" backwards. So "Noisnemid rehtona ni rea uoy" would be "You are in another dimension". And "Xilef" would be...
Isaac screamed and ran back through the portal.
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CL: Hmmm... "Knil Ibihc." Can anyone even pronounce that?
You just did.
CL: Ah well...REVIEW!