Harry Loves Draco

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I love him.

BLOODY HELL.

*delicate cough* What was that, Harry?

I. Love. Him.

Who do you love, Harry?

Malfoy.

BLOODY HELL.

*dazed look* I love Malfoy.

BLOODY FUCKING HELL.

Ron! Honestly, the swearing!

Have you gone daft, Hermione? HARRY HAS JUST PROCLAIMED HIS

LOVE FOR MALFOY. What about swearing?

It's crude and uncalled for and insufferably rude and…Harry?

Where's he going? OI, HARRY, WHERE YOU GOING? OFF TO SNOG FERRET-BOY?

*smack* Ron!

Ow! What?!

You're being a completely insensitive prat! I'm ashamed of you. Harry is going through a very crucial time in his life right now.

I. Am. Going. To. Puke.

Oh, Ron. *the look* Why can't you at least try to be more supportive.

Well, d'you want to see him snogging Malfoy?

*soft girly sigh* He loves him.

BLOODY HELL.

Ron!

Oh sod off, it's reflex, I can't help it.

And neither can Harry.

Sure he can. He can hate him. It'll be like old times, back when Malfoy hated us and we hated him!

*yells from a distance* But I don't hate him anymore! Or maybe I do, but love's there all the same.

BLOODY HELL.

Ron! What is your seemingly allergic reaction to the word love?

BLOODY HELL.

Stop it! Love!

BLOODY HELL.

Love!

BLOODY HELL.

I love you!

BLOODY HELLWHAT?

*awkward pause*

For Merlin's sake, Ron, everyone's known it, including us, for a good two years. I say it's about time one of clears the air. So Ron, I love you.

*very awkward pause, into which a whisper is whispered* Now say it back.

Erm…right. Well, here goes. *gulp* Umm…Hermione…I…well, I…

Ron! Spit it out!

I…umm, *choke, gasp, wheeze* love *choke, gasp, wheeze*…er…well, I guess it's you.

My heart hath swooned. Wow, Ron, that was so emotional.

Well hell, 'Mione, just cause I can think that you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and I've loved you since the ruddy Yule Ball doesn't mean I can say it!

*yet another awkward pause, this time into which a sniffle is heard*

Aww Ron, I love you so much!

BLOODY HELLMMFFF. Ack, Hermione, warn me before you attack, hey?

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erm…yes. That was short, weird, and dumb. I try! J