"Heads Up Alternate Ending
"Guapo you gotta help me! I'm about to be sacrificed to a volcano!" Fraz cried in fear. Guapo's eyes widened in realization and horror! His brother was about to die! "Beejabbers!" he cried in terror. "Stop!" he shouted to the natives. The natives stopped pushing Fraz in the shopping cart, and turned their attention towards Guapo. "Please let my brother go! Take me instead!" Guapo cried offering himself up as a sacrifice.
The natives thought it over before making their decision. "Alright get in" one of them told Guapo while thumbing the shopping cart. As Guapo helped Fraz out of the shopping cart Fraz began to cry. "Thanks Guapo for offering to take my place! I'm gonna miss you little brother!" Guapo also began to cry and replied "I'm so sorry for being jealous of you for being The Chosen One!" They hugged each other crying their eyes out. "Alright break it up you two! We haven't got all day!" one of the natives cried getting impatient.
Guapo and Fraz broke away from each other as Guapo got in the shopping cart. As Fraz began running down the side of the volcano Guapo tearfully waved goodbye to him as the natives continued up the volcano—pushing Guapo in the shopping cart.
As Fraz made it down to the bottom of the volcano he cried to himself "What am I gonna do?! I can't let them sacrifice Guapo to that volcano! He saved my life! Now I gotta save his!" He thought to himself how to save Guapo. Just then his brain hatched an idea.
The natives finally made it to the top of the volcano with Guapo. A chill ran down Guapo's spine as he looked at the boiling hot lava he was about to be thrown into. He gulped. "Well…this is it. It's been a good life" he nervously told himself. Just then the natives lifted him out of the shopping cart, and counted to three as they prepared to throw him into the volcano.
But before they got to three, The Hoog flew over the top of the volcano, and all the boxes of stomach medicine fell out of the bottom of it, and into the volcano. The stomach medicine satisfied the volcano—no longer requiring a sacrifice. Just then The Hoog landed on the side of the volcano, and out of it emerged Fraz. He ran up to his brother and hugged him tightly.
"I did it Guapo! I saved your life!" Fraz cried overjoyed. "That was quick thinking using the boxes of stomach medicine!" Guapo replied. Fraz helped Guapo out of the shopping cart. Since the volcano was now satisfied, the natives began heading back down the side of the volcano. "Hey where do you think you're going?! Come back here! Your chosen one commands you!" Fraz yelled angrily at the natives, but they just ignored him.
"Since you saved my life Fraz, I shall accept full responsibility for charging all the money on Miss Boomdeyay's credit card!" Guapo said. "Gee thanks Guapo!" Fraz replied with appreciation. "What are brothers for?" Guapo asked.
On the way back to Retrograde Fraz contacted Miss Boomdeyay on the monitor. She still looked a sickly shade of pale green. "What do you want?!" she cried. "Um…Miss Boomdeyay, we got your stomach medicine but…" Fraz began before Guapo got out of his seat, and stood behind Fraz. "But I charged all the money on your credit card for 50 boxes of stomach medicine!" Guapo confessed. "You did what?!" Miss Boomdeyay cried angrily.
"I also dropped all of them into a volcano!" Guapo lied. Fraz looked at Guapo surprised at him covering for him. He was truly grateful. "Why you! When I get my hands on you, you'll wish that I had no hands, and you had no you!" Miss Boomdeyay yelled at Guapo before Fraz quickly shut off the monitor. Guapo didn't care what Miss Boomdeyay did to him. He was just glad to be alive and in one piece. Fraz was also glad to be alive and in one piece, and that Guapo covered for him. That's what brothers were for.
The End