Alcoholic monks
By SW
**If you read my fic's you
should know the warnings***
Sanzo was drunk, very drunk,
actually he was plastered. The priest was leaning heavily upon him as he
helped/carried him back to the inn. Hakkai had given him instructions to get
back to his room. While he tried to convince Gojyo to leave the bar. The blond
was smiling, he never smiled. How
many drinks had the corrupt monk had anyway?! This was one of the few occasions
when he was a happy drunk. Sanzo turned o face Goku, who blanched as was hit
with the alcohol tinged breath. His hyper sensitive nose scrunched, as he made
a disgusted face. "You need a bath." He stated, the drunken man
grinned like an idiot. "Only if yah join me." Slightly unfocused
violet eyes stared at him intently. Goku gulped his face reddening slightly.
Er on second thought, take one tomorrow! When you sober and hung over!"
The lanky man pouted shooting the boy a hurt look. "But Goku-chan!
It'd be so funner with you!" "Nani?!" He couldn't decide which
bothered him more, the fact Sanzo had just called him Goku-chan. Or the fact he
wanted them to take a bath together. "Aw does that mean no?" Sanzo
slurred in a sulky voice, Goku's eye twitched. Hakkai's reasons for not letting
him drink must be valid, just look what it did to Sanzo! The drunk in question
was cuddling up to the distraught young man. Smiling contently down at the boy,
Goku sighed in relief as they neared the inn.
He continued to led Sanzo to
his room, pulling the blond up to the door he searched vainly for the key.
"Looking for the this?" The
priest dangled the room key before him. "Come on give it to me
already!!" The monkey demanded. "Nope not until yah promise to spend
dah night!" For the second time that night the boy's eyes got impossibly
wide. "Nani?!" Sanzo gave him a sultry smile. "Aw come on it'd
belike a sleep over!" By that point Goku could have cried, a drunk Sanzo
was hitting on him. And acting a little to Gojyoish for his comfort. Now to top
it off he would have to get the keys back from his sloshed companion. His
thoughts drifted back to the two times prior to this, when he had to deal with
a "happy" drunk Sanzo. It was hard enough to deal with a drunk Sanzo,
be even more so when he was like this. Grabbing the priests arm he worked the
keys lose from the clenched fingers.
Setting himself
to the task of unlocking the door which was taking more time then it should.
Mostly because a certain blond kept hugging him. "Sanzoooou! Cut it out!"
He huffed swatting away the hands that wound around his waist.
"Gokuuu-chaaaan." Sanzo drawled out, tugging the boy back into his
arms. A smile played across the Alcohol flushed face once more. *Gods let me
die now?! * On a small merciful stroke of good luck the door swung open. Goku
gazed thankfully about the room, dragging Sanzo through the door. And hauled
the drunkard through Hakkai's room, and back into Sanzo's. "Sleep it off
will yah? I'm getting pretty damn tir-mmph!" The boy's tirade was cut
short as he was jerked back into the older mans arms, and was kissed full on
the mouth. Goku was left speechless as the priest drew back, giving him a
sleepy smile. "Night Goku-chan!" And promptly passed out on the bed.
Leaving the blushing boy standing in the middle of the room. "I'm getting
really sick of that happening." He finally muttered, glaring at the
sleeping man. He pulled the blankets about the older man and headed to his own
room. "Damn drunken monks." was his final curse before closing the
door.
~Owari
***Sugar induced hyperness!
*Insane laughter* ^_~
