"No one defends lik me, no one prosecutes like me" yellz gaston. "wat r u doin, im tryna sleep" yells phoenix. "Pah! No one sleeps like Gaston, no one rests like Gaston" scrims gaston. "wtf. y wont dis guy shutup nick?" asks maya. "he moved next door yusterday hand he hasnt shaddup" yellz nick. "NO ONE SONGS LIKE GASTON, NO ONE YILLZ LIEK GASTON" scrims gaston liek a bamboo.
"im sick of dis" foenix calls ow the edgeyworth over. 100 meters awey in his crar edgey hears somethingk "NO 1 SHOWERS LIEK GASTON, NO ONE DRESSES LIEK GASSYTON". "wat. i cnant even" sys edgeworth. edgey makes it 2 de wright anythong agency and teh singing is even LOUDER! "wtf is dis wright?!" scrims edgeworth. "Its our nighbour, plz prosecute him" pleads wright. "NO ONE LIES IN BED LIEK GASTON, NO ONE COUNTS SHEEP LIKE GASTON" yellz de neighbour.
"Alright wright, ill do eet" sys edgeworth.
NXT DAY
"Allwright you singing guerilla, ur going 2 court" sys edgeworthe. "hmm, yes i DO have hair everywhore" sys gaston as he pluls his shirt off. "Pah! hairy or naht i doubt youll finde a defonce atorney!" edgeworth luaghs. "I do eeeet" squels athena bu everyone ignores her cuase shes not a real atorney. "have you not HEARD?! NO ONE DEFENDS LIEK GASTON!" sys gaston has he flexes. Athena faints.
"I.. ill see u in chort" sys edgey as he wlakls away. he has 2 gt evidonce now. "eyy wright cahn u testify in court tomorow agonst gaston?" aks edgewarth. "sure, i h8 dat nois" sys wright. "excellont, ima check his roum now" and edgewarth leaves.
Edgey was aboot 2 open de door of gastons hose when he remembered he needed a warrant or matpat wuld go apepoo. "oops, i neeeda gt de chief prosecutor 2 write a note 4 me. oh wait" hand egeworth wrote himsolf a note 'U CAN CHECK GASTONS STUFF'. "seeems gud 2 me" grins edgey. he cums into de house AND DER WERE ANTLERS EVERYWHORE!
"Damn im even walkling on dem!" sys edgeowrth as he wlalks on de antlers. "wares de evidonce?!" scrims edgeyworth, der were 2 much manly stuff. edgey maks his wey in2 de bedroom. der was bed MADE OF MUSKETS! "I cant even" sys edgey and just takes a picture of de room. Edgey leafs. Eddworth looks hat his clock "hmm court tiem!".
In da chortrooM
"dis is de trial of Gaston Manly" sys udgey "Is de prosecution rdy?". "Yes ur honor" sys edgey. "Is de defonce rdy?". "yes ur oldness" sys gaston. "I..." udgey tries. "NO ONE INSULTS LIEK GASTON" gaston scrims ober him. "just start eddsworth" sighz Udgey. "liek a week ago gaston stlarted singking aboot anythong he did and said he wuz de best at eet" sys eddsworlth.
"yeah, dats right and im allowed do dat" says gassyton. "hmm u are. but wat if ur guilty of NOTER CRIME?!" sys edgey. "waaaat?!" scrims gaston "NO ONES MOAR INOCENT DEN GASTON". "shh u guerilla warfare" sys edgey. "Ur guilty of de murdered of EDD GOULd!" scrims edgey.
"the guy who died from leukemia? bless him" says the Judge. "yesh, i thonk gaston gab him the cancers!" sys edgey "because edd wus a better animator den gaston!" Gaston luuks shoked "it wus 2 yearz ago" he whispurs. "alri, ur guilty" sys udgey.
phoenix finaly gut a guds night sleepy