Gundam Elementary
Kindergarten
Day 1

Duo: God {CENSORED} it!

Quatre: Shut up and hold still! Now this wont hurt a bit...

Duo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Quatre: Oh God, Duo. It's only a band-aid.

Duo: So, It HUUUUUUUURRT!

Heero:*opens door and waltzes in* Duo, are you OK?

Duo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M FRICKIN OK? NO! I DON'T THINK SO!!!

Trowa:*has a strange way of communicating and writes things on a board while Q translates them**writes on board* Duo, God. It was only a cut or two.

Quatre:*translates*

Duo: TEACHER! THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME!

Miss Noin: Hold on, Duo, I have to have a talk with the new student.

Miss Noin: You shouldn't beat up people like that, it's mean.

New student: BUT HE WOULDN'T SHUT HIS MOUTH! AND HE KEPT CALLING HIMSELF SHINIGAMI AND SAID I NEEDED TO S-

Miss Noin: Shut up. Ok, ok! He deserved it! Mia, GO AND APOLOGIZE.

Mia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Miss Noin: DO IT OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH A BEAM CANNON!

Mia: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE. *stomps over to the nurses office*

Duo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MEAN COOTIE GIRL!!! GET IT AWAAAAAAAAY FROM MEEEEEEEEE!

Heero: Duo, SHOVE IT.

Duo: Want a coke with that?

Relena: HEEWO! COME BAWK TO WE! PUH-WEEZ?!

Heero: OMAE O KOROSU! OMAE O KOROSU!

Relena: I KNEWDED YOU WOVEDED WE! LEMME GIVE YOU A WITTLE KISS!

Heero: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Heero is running around in circles with Relena chasing him.

Mia: Duo, I'm- I'm- s- s-

Duo: GET ON WIT IT! COME ON! THE ENERGIZER BUNNY CAN EVEN SAY IT!

Mia:*struggling to get it out cuz she DOESN'T wanna say it* I'm- s- s- so-r-r-r-y~~

Mia: I'm sor-r-y,

Duo: That's better.*Duo runs around the room screaming Shinigami has succeeded.*

Trowa:*on board* Oh God, Duo. Get a grip.

Wufei:*just know walks in and gets trampled by Heero and Relena.* WHAT IN THE NAME OF NATAKU IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

Relena: Heewo! Come hewe Heewo we sweet!

Heero:*pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots Relena in the butt*

Relena: OWWWWEEEEEE! DAT HURT-*snore*

Wufei: Relana deserved it.

Relena: *snore* It's REWENA!*snore*

Miss Noin: SHUT THE {CENSORED} UP! CLASS DISMISSED!

*a herd of 5 year olds comes crashing through the doors*

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mia: Yay what?

Duo: Nevermind.

Wufei: Injustice... dishonor... weak onnas... all of them...

Heero: ...

Trowa:*on board* YIPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Quatre: Byeeeeeeeeeeee Miss Noiiiiiiiiiin!

Miss Noin: GOOD RIDANCE THE DEVIL'S CHILDREN!!!

End
~*Bon Bon*~