Ask Me, Ask Me!
A/N: Welcome, welcome! This is a program titled 'Ask Me, Ask Me!' Have you ever wished to ask the Zelda characters something? Anything? Well, now's your chance! You can ask any character anything! Zelda, Link, Ganondorf... anybody! From the different games, the series... darn it, you could even ask Fierce Deity Link what colour his boxers are! Feel free to send any questions you may have, and who they're for. You can have more than one person answer it, too. You can send them in reviews, e-mail (), anything. These characters can even give advice! And if you wish, you can sign it with a nickname, so I won't use your real name or username (example: Freak in Gerudo Fortress... or somethin' like that). Now, this first chapter here, is just to get everyone started off. These questions came from my dear friends, so... prepare yourself! You'll get no sympathy from me! I fight for my friends! ... ahem, sorry. On with the story!
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Dear Link,
I really must know... what colour boxers do you where? You DO where boxers, right? Do they have Ocarinas all over them?! Can I see them? Please? PLEASE?!
~ SimplyCurious
Link: ... what the hell? Why would you want to know about my boxers? But no, they do not have Ocarinas all over them. I couldn't find a pair like that. I looked for hours... green. My boxers are green. At least, the pair that I'm wearing right now are green. Are you surprised? I love green! Wait... what was that last part? You want to SEE my boxers?! Tch, no way! I'll only let Zelda see the- ... I said too much. Anyway, yeah... no.
Dear Link,
What's your least-favourite monster/villain, out of everything that you've faced?
~ Latitude
Link: Goddesses, that's a tough one... probably the Re-deads. They scare the shit out of me. They scream, then try to ass-rape you! Ew! Then there are the Floor Masters... they just come out of nowhere! Bah! Oh, oh! Like Likes! Being sucked up inside them... just so... ugh. I couldn't sleep for a week. Ugh.
Dear Zelda,
Oh, Princess, Princess~! Please, will you marry me? Please? Please? Please? PLEEEEAASE? I'll treat you with love, and sleep with you every night! I love you!
~ Kurai Rinku
Zelda: Goddesses, no! No! Ew... please, do not ask me for marriage. I hate stalkers. Creepers. Just... no. Never. EVER.
Dear Toon Link,
Why are you so short?
~ ToonToon462
Toon Link: Maybe because I'm TOON Link? Toon?
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And there we go! Sorry if it wasn't too interesting... I forced my friends to ask questions, since this is the first chapter, and we have no real ones yet. Thanks for reading, though!
Please send reviews with questions. I'll certainly try to answer them all. Thank you~
~ ReDead Hylian