It's A Love/Hate Relationship
Chapter 1
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"There" KRRZZ "Is" KRRZZ "Nothing" KRRZZ "On". Sonic was in the same position he was in for the past two hours since he decided to spend some "quality time" with his "lil bro", the T.V.-err Tails. Sonic was reclined on the couch so much you might as well have considered him on the floor. He held the remote out in front of him pointing straight at the screen and was lazily flipping through the channels. Tails was next to him in the same position...except reverse. Tails was lying on the couch upside-down with his feet hanging over the back end while his head was a mere four inches from the ground.
"Maybe if you keep flipping, something good will come on" Tails said. "Good idea" Sonic continued to flip through the channels, hardly determined enough to keep pressing the button that had become a force of habit from doing it for so long. He wasn't sure that even if he did find something to watch that he'd be able to stop pressing the button. *knock knock knock* "Sonic? Tails? You guys there?" Amy's voice called from the other side. "It's open!" Tails shouted, unmoved from his position. *jiggle jiggle* "No it's not! Come open it!" Amy yelled back. "Ok coming" Sonic shouted "I'm not getting it" Sonic muttered to Tails. The two shared a snort of laughter before there was a loud BANG. "It's ok, I found a key" Amy said, holding her trademark Piko Piko hammer over her shoulder while the busted door lay in a depressing pile on the floor. "Good, now you mind closing the door? It's a bit drafty in here!" Sonic said. Amy glared at him before Tails intervened, "That's ok, I got it".
Tails, still from his position upside-down on the couch, reached up and took off one of his shoes. With suprising accuracy, Tails threw the shoe across the room, which hit a button on the wall labled 'Amy'. Suddenly, robotic arms shot out of concealed holes in the wall near the front door. They went to work removing the remaining splintered pieces of the door beforehand, sweeping it into a neat pile, scooping it up on a dust pan and into a trash can conveniently placed nearby. Then, the arms replaced the front door with a fresh new one and retracted into the walls. "Now...return to me shoe!" Tails comanded, his arm outstretched. Silence followed, then a few seconds later, a small motorized robot zoomed in the room, scooped up the discarded shoe and carried it over to Tails' position on the couch. Tails grabbed the shoe and the little robot zipped away. "Robotnik, eat your heart out" Tails muttered as he put his shoe back on whilst giving Sonic a high-five.
"Sonic! Will you listen to me for five seconds!" Amy screeched. Sonic moved the controller close to his face as if inspecting it, then pointed it behind his head at Amy and pressed the mute button several times. "Tails, I found your next project" Sonic said as he tossed the remote on the stomach of the fox. "That would require surgery, go ask the doctor" Tails said, glancing at the remote and Amy. Amy, becoming infuriated with the behavior of the boys in front of her, walked around the couch and stood in front of the T.V. "Man, the shows are getting worse! Hurry up and change the channel Tails!" Sonic said. "Geez, the same thing is on every channel" Tails said clicking the remote obscenely fast. Amy, finally snapping, spun around and with a mighty overhead swing of her hammer, destroyed the T.V. "Great! The T.V. spontaneously exploded! Now what good is this remote?" Tails said hucking said device out the open window. "SONIC!" Amy shrieked.
"And now I can't hear...*sigh* what do you want Amy?" Sonic replied casually. Amy, satisfied that she was finally getting some attention, calmed down and said in her usual sweet tone, "There's this new restaurant that opened up downtown, it looks really pretty and fancy. Will you take me on a date there?" Sonic blinked, "I don't know how you haven't heard me the first thousand times so let me make this clear. I, Sonic the Hedgehog, would love to go on a date with you, Amy Rose. Come by my place at 6:30 tomorrow night, don't be late". Amy crossed her arms and poutted, "You don't have to be so mean, a simple no would suffice. I swear though Sonic, one day you will go on a date with me!" Amy declared as she stormed off.
"Huh, that's weird. I figured she would've freaked out" Sonic said giving the front door a last glance. "I hope Amy won't feel too bad, she usually takes this stuff hard" Tails said, completely oblivious to the response from Sonic. "Wait what? I didn't say no that time, I said yes. Did you not hear me either?" Sonic said. "I know but she really just wants you to give her a try. That might have been somewhat harsh on your part today. Hopefully she won't take it too hard" Tails said. "I'm gonna go take a shower then have some dinner. I hope I still have some of that leftover pasta from last night. That stuff was so go-HOLY SHIT YOU DID WHAT!" Tails screamed as he fell off the couch. "God damn, I think you gave me a heart attack. What is wrong with you?" Sonic said clutching his chest.
"What is wrong with me! What is wrong with you! You hate Amy, why would you agree to go on a date with her?" Tails said scrambling to his feet. Sonic shrugged, "I just figured I'd throw her a bone, see what happens. Besides, I'm bored to hell and back, maybe this will be entertaining". Tails sat there dumbfounded, he never expected Sonic to ever say yes to a question involving him, Amy and romance. "Would you relax? You're turning this into a bigger deal than Amy would...uh oh, if it took you this long to react, then that means..." Sonic snapped his neck in the direction of Tails' front door. "Why did you stop mid-sentence and why are you staring at the front door?" Tails said also turning his attention to the aforementioned door.
"Huh...I figured Amy would have come barreling through the door any second now" Sonic said scratching his head. Tails raised an eyebrow, "Doesn't that sound a little farfetched?" BOOM "SONIC! DID YOU REALLY MEAN IT?" Amy shouted as she pinned Sonic to the ground and stared at him inches from his face. "Amy what the hell! Did you have to go through the wall and not the door? My robots can fix the door, not the wall, that has to be done manually!" Tails said refering to the large hole in the wall four feet to the left of the front door. "Oh Tails! You're so adorable when you're angry! But shut up right now, okay?" Amy said cheerfully. Tails crossed his arms and grumbled a few things while looking away angrily.
"Now back to the matter at hand, did you really mean that when you said you'd take me to the new fancy restaurant Sonic?" Amy asked, enthusiastically bouncing on Sonic. "Uh-uh-uh-huh-huh-huh-n-now-pu-plee-ee-se-g-get-o-off-of-m-me-ee" Sonic said as Amy stopped crushing Sonic's ribcage. "I need to go get ready! There are so many things I need to do for our date together!" Amy squeeled. "It's not till tomorrow though, why are you starting now?" Tails asked. "*sigh* I remember when I was that young and innocent. You'll understand someday Tails" Amy said giggling. "What do you mean 'when you were that young'? You're three years older than I am! What could possibly happen in those three years that will make me understand better than I do right now?" Tails said starting to get mad.
Sonic sat up as him and Amy exchanged glances, then they both looked back at Tails. Sonic chuckled a few times and said, "Everything" "And we mean...EVERYTHING" Amy added with a quick glance downwards. Tails looked down and around himself looking for whatever Amy shot a glance at. "What are you talking about?" Tails said getting frustrated at the both of them. Sonic stood up and patted Tails on the shoulder, "Don't worry about it bro, you'll find out soon enough". "Greeeaaat I feel MUCH better now" Tails said sarcastically. Amy giggled then turned back to Sonic, "So I'll come by at 6:30 tomorrow, right?". Sonic sighed then replied, "Yeah, I guess so". Amy squeeled and ran out through the front hole in the wall. "I guess I better patch up that hole" Tails said. "Well you could just put up a sign saying 'Amy's Entrance'" Sonic said as Tails started laughing. "And then afterwards you can help me prepare for my funeral!" Sonic smacked Tails on the back as he cracked up laughing. "You have been spending WAY too much time around me...you're gonna be alright" Sonic said proudly.