Sasuke take out sword. He nervous because he hear Deidara in forest. He no want to fight Deidara because he think he lose. But he go into forest anyway because he think he sooo brave and want to be impress to people. So he go into forest with sword out, ready to kill.
Five hour later he see something! It move so fast he not sure what it is!! It just a deer, silly Sasuke. He keep looking for enemy because he know Deidara is somewhere… but where. He search in tree, in bush, under rock, next to monkey, in McDonalds, between Naruto and Sakura, but he no find him. Sakura say why you looking for something? Sasuke say she no talk, he look for Deidara. She say he went to that way. Sasuke say score!
Sasuke stealth around and look for him. He creep around and look for him and then he there. Standing with back turn. Sasuke think he make it quick and stabby him in the back. He lunge but Deidara move! He roll out of way and say hahaha I move.
They both swing swords and dodge each other. They keep fighting until Naruto say he want play too. Naruto get stab by Deidara, they shrug and say oh well. Deidara then chop off Sasuke arm and he cry. Deidara say he cry baby and chop off he other arm. Sasuke try head butt Deidara but he move out of way and Sasuke crash into Nartuo and they go falling off cliff into volcano. Deidara laugh and then thug kick Sakura into volcano too. He then go and eat ice cream at ice cream stand next to cave. He run off happily and kill people.