Disclaimer: I don't own Bionicle, which is probably good 'cause otherwhise their adventures would go crazy every time I wake up in a not-so-good mood, like now. But MoN is mine, clear? M-I-N-E! And I don't like when people use characters without my permission!

Chapter 1
First Chapter - (You find a better name)

It was night on Mata Nui and everything was calm. Tahu, the Toa of Fire, also known as "The Human Torch", was walking around meditating on questions that only a mind as great as his could ask. So please don't try to answer them if you don't want to end up in a mad-house.

Tahu: Hang on! Stop! Rewind! There's something wrong here!

-A girl suddenly appears-

MoN: Yes?

Tahu: There you are Greg, say, what happened to the "trip to Metru Nui" stuff?

MoN: Do I look like Greg Farshtey to you?

Tahu: Well, you are a human, you are a man...

MoN: What?!

Tahu: Aren't you a man?

MoN: NO WAY! I'M A GIRL!

Tahu: Are you Greg Farshtey's personal assistant?

MoN: No, I'm the Author's personal assistant.

Tahu: Which is Greg Farshtey, he's the one who writes our adventures you know.

MoN: Nope, Feline Freak is writing this story.

Tahu: Is he a new member of the Lego team? Or is he just someone who writes for Greg?

MoN: NO! Greg Farshtey has nothing to do with this! Nor has Lego!

Tahu: What? But we're copyrighted! Only Lego has the permission tu use us!

MoN: That's what Fanfic sites are made for.

Tahu: What?

MoN: Stories written by fans, there are already about fifty stories about you guys. And you're losers compared to other topics. Here, look, it's already translated.

Tahu: Hey! Some stories are really nice... whoa! What's this? Hey! Some authors treat us as if we were toys that you can move how you want!

MoN: ... (A/N: No comment.)

Tahu: There are at least five stories with a Me/Gali pairing, don't they know that she likes Onua?

MoN: Tahu, we have to get on with the story, scripts aren't allowed.

Tahu: Did you know that you need our permission to write a story about us?

MoN: No, I never heard that made-up characters have rights.

Tahu: We are a special case!

MoN: Alright, hang on a sec. -waits a couple of seconds- FF says that you have the first chapter to decide, then he's commanding.

Tahu: All right, but what about...

MoN: I'm not the author, but I think you will somehow get to Metru Nui. (A/N: After I've finished with you)

So, Tahu was meditating on questions that only a mind as great as his can ask, like: How much is one plus one? Is two times two five? Is that down there a Bohrok or an extra-large Kohli ball? And so on. He just thinking that maybe one plus one isn't one-hundred and thirty-eight, when Takanuva bumped into him.

"Get off me flashlight!" yelled Tahu at Takanuva, immediately getting angry.

"Who are you? Are you Makuta resurrected from the dead? Are you some new opponent? Or are you just another Toa?" asked Takanuva, paranoic as usual. Someone might object that Takanuva should be able to see Tahu since Tahu just saw him. But five minutes before a bee had flown between Takanuva's eyes, and Takanuva, frightened that it might be a new enemy attacking him, had used his staff to send a jet on light at the bee, blinding himself.

Tahu was now really angry and pushed off Takanuva. Then he jumped up screaming and burned down the island.

"Wow!" said Takanuva, who apart from being paranoic is also a bootlicker. "You're the best! The strongest of the Toa! Do that again! I want to see your triple fireball with boomerang and bouncing effect!"

Tahu, swelled his chest with pride and did what Takanuva had asked, the three fireballs bounced around the burned island and came back as the boomerang effect set in, burning Tahu and Takanuva and Jaller, who was walking around there to check that everybody was doing his duty.

"Weeeeee!" yelled Takanuva. "You're the greatest and strongest of all the Toa! If there was a contest, you'd come first in everything! I'm sure about that! Please, my master! Let me kiss your feet! Taka taka."

Takanuva: I'm not a bootlicker, and I'd never kiss Tahu's feet, they stink.

MoN: So that's what the smell was.

Takanuva: Hey! You're not Greg Farshtey!

MoN: Tahu will explain you everything later.

Takanuva: And what's the taka taka thing?

MoN: Compare with gollum gollum.

Tahu let Takanuva lick- sorry, kiss his feet (Takanuva can't see, but he can still smell), then he said, "Stand up, my servant, and get me a coke from the human world.

"But, master, I can't swim that far and I smashed my vehicle on the door of Makuta's chamber!"

"How do you dare to disobey me! Just do it!"

"Yes, my master."

Tahu: If the story goes on this tone, then forget my permission.

MoN: Feline Freak, or FF, was just doing a couple of tests, now comes the good part.

Takanuva started walking towards the center of the island, when suddenly he remembered something.

"My master! There's a party tonight at Ga-Koro! All the ga-villagers will walk around in bikinis."

"What?!" roared Tahu, "There's a party tonight and I haven't been informed?"

"Vakama tried, but you were meditating about whether the Toa are six or thirty-five."

"You forgot to say, my master, my lord or sir."

"Sorry, sir! It'll never happen again sir!"

"I forgive you, and now, let's go to the party."

With that, the two Toa set off towards Ga-Koro, Tahu on the lead and Takanuva following the smell of his feet.

MoN: So, it's time for you to decide, do I have your permission, yes or no?

Takanuva: Yes, yes and yes!

Tahu: NO!

Takanuva: Aww, Tahu come on! Ga-matorans in bikinis are fun to see!

Tahu: Yes, that's true but...

MoN: All right, then that's settled!

Tahu: I didn't say yes!

MoN: Yes you did! Just know and two lines above!

Tahu: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Jaller: Yeah! I'll finally see Hahli in bikini!


Note: This story is NOT written in script. It looks like it is, but the parts written in script are made like that only to prevent confusion. I'm not sure wether it's allowed, if it's not, then I'll remove this story.

Next Chapter: Party! (or better: Don't read this.)