Disclaimer: I still don't own Riordan's awesome series. *Sobs*

Once upon a time, on a beautiful, cloudless Saturday, the gods of Olympus were extremely bored.

"I'm bored!" Aphrodite yelled, very dramatically collapsing into her pink throne. Unfortunately, her heels snapped.

"NOOOOO!" Aphrodite immediately started sobbing on the floor. "Why must you be so cruel?"

"Who is she talking to?" Hades asked, filing his nails.

"Why are you filing your nails, dude? It's weird," Poseidon commented.

Hades glared at his brother. "I. Don't. Care."

"Why are you so hateful today? I was just asking a QUESTION." Poseidon summoned the oceans to douse Hades. Literally.

"I'm drowning!" Hera yelled. "Why would anyone flood our throne room? Who did this?!"

"Gee, I wonder," Athena muttered, calmly putting on a diving mask.

"Where did you get that?" Artemis asked.

Athena shrugged.

"Well I want one!" Apollo yelled. He clutched his throne in panic.

"I'm MELTING!" Hephaestus yelled.

"What the frip, how are you melting?" Poseidon was getting annoyed at the chaos created from one tiny wave.

"THE WATER IS DOUSING MY FIRE!"

"That doesn't mean you're melting," Athena pointed out. "Melting is when a solid turns back into a liquid state. Water dousing the fire element has no scientific connection to the phenomenon of melting."

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All eyes turned to Zeus, who had just thundered into the throne room, immediately getting soaked.

"You're letting the water out, you moron!" Hades yelled.

"And what was all that random yelling you just did there?" Apollo asked. "Cause I want to learn how to do that!"

Dionysus nodded in agreement, still sipping his drink. "What's it called?"

"It's called the… ahem… LANGUAGE OF THE EPIC RANDOMS!" Zeus boomed proudly.

"Is there a class for that then?" Aphrodite cut in, confused. "Can you teach me how to say, 'I'm prettier than you'?"

"On to more important matters," Hermes said, walking up behind Zeus. "The mortals have just reported that all the world's oceans have just been drained of all water."

Everyone looked at Poseidon.

"And?" Poseidon answered the stares. "I'll put it back later."

"Wait, how can all the water in all the oceans fit in just the throne room?" Demeter asked.

"Cause it's awesome like that!" Ares yelled.

"Random, dude."

"I know!" Ares beamed.

"Wait just one minute!" Zeus thundered (again). "Who here allowed Lord Dionysus to have WINE?"

The gods all pointed fingers at different people, except Apollo, who pointed a finger at himself.

"It's grape juice," Dionysus corrected glumly.

"Then who allowed Lord Dionysus to have GRAPE JUICE?! Speak up now, or I will incinerate you all!"

"Can you even do that underwater?" Athena asked.

"Quiet, daughter. Speak up, you inferior gods!"

"Um," Hermes interrupted. "I'm the one who let him have grape juice. But the water's kind of flooding all of Olympus now." He pointed outside, where the water was already ten feet high.

"NO! My makeup will be ruined!" Aphrodite wailed.

"My inventions will get waterlogged!" Hephaestus shouted.

"My statues will melt!" Ares yelled.

"For the last time, water doesn't MELT SUFF!" shrieked Athena. "And oh no- my books will be ruined! I can't survive without my books! The world is ending!" She proceeded to run (or swim) around the room, wailing things about knowledge lost to stupid sea gods.

"You're the one that let Dionysus have grape juice?" Zeus roared.

Hermes shrank back against the wall. Unluckily for him, the wall chose that time to collapse.

"I'm drowning, I'm drowning!" he yelled, struggling to get out from under the mountain of stone.

"I'm surrounded by a bunch of nutcases!" Athena wailed again. "Read a book! Look something up! You don't drown in stone!"

Unbeknown (is that a word?) to the chaos going on in Mt Olympus, the demigods were peacefully enjoying a summer day. The only one upset was Percy, who had just discovered his beloved lake had been emptied of water….

A/N: This will be continued, so get ready for more randomness! Please review!

Oh, and I tried not to use so many caps lock this time, as mentioned in a review. It's hard though!