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10 Reasons Orochimaru Is A Pedophile
1. Bows. Robes. Easy access...'Nuff said.
2. He threatans people with his Giant Snake!!! (HIS GIANT SNAKE, PEOPLE!!!)
3. He lures young, and somtimes pretty, children to his BASEMENT!!! (Kimimaru, Sakon, Ukon, Anko, Zaku. Need I go on?)
4. Break down the Forest of Death scene and you get= an Old Man threatening Young Children to Get What He Wants, which is a Little Boy, and then he uses His Toung to Lift another Little Boys Shirt, Licking the Little Boy in the process and Then proceeds to GROPE Afrmentioned Little Boy's ABDOMEN.
5. He Bites Little Children ON THE NECK!!!
6. [see 3.] With Promises Of Things, SIRIUS-LY, what, did the old pedo suddenly wake up one morning thinking "screw candy and puppies I'LL PROMISE THEM ULTIMATE POWER!!!" (Although, at least he was original.)
7. He kept Suigetsu NAKED floating in an UN-NAMED LIQUID!!!
8. He kept Juugo CHAINED to a DARK, UNDERGROUND WALL!!!
9. He said, Quite Clearly, that he WANTED SASUKE'S BODY!!!
10. He Caressed Kimimaru's cheek, Quite Intimately, and Grinned When He Blushed!!!