Hey, it's me again. This time I'm hyper on pizza and my friends..This may be really strange so beware. I'm just sort of randomly writing this. Moooo..

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Revenge of the Old Lady

Ron spat out his chocolate milk. "You mean we're going on a surprise trip to Hogsmede?"

"That's what I said stupid!" Hermione spat at him.

"What crawled up your butt and died?" Harry asked.

"Nothing. I'm in Neville's grandmother's group. I'm going to have to smell old lady feet all day and look at her evil hat with the vulture on top of it."

"She'll probably restrict you to certain places, like the post office. That gets boring after the first day." Ron joked. Harry suddenly sat up.

"Hey, I haven't checked the groups yet. I don't know which one I'm in. Did you see Hermione?"

"Nope, I only looked at my name, sorry." Hermione answered through a mouthful of toast.

Harry and Ron got up and went to check the listings.

"Hey! I'm with Hermione!" Harry exclaimed, sad about being with a smelly old person, but happy about going through it with Hermione.

"Ugh.I'm with Percy. Collin Creevey's in our group as well." Ron sighed.

The next day was the big day. Harry, Hermione, and Ron awoke early so they could get ready for Hogsmede and still catch breakfast. After stuffing their faces they went on the Hogsmede express. When they got to Hogsmede they were separated into groups. Harry went with Hermione and Collin Creevey tagged along with Ron.

They saw Mrs. Longbottom with her big umbrella and ugly vulture hat. Harry randomly threw a tomato at it and it bounced off and hit her in the face. She looked around to see who did it, but she didn't find out. Hermione made a flame and stuck it on the vulture hat. It imploded the vulture hat and made Mrs. Longbottom sad. Mrs. Longbottom looked around again. This time though, she spotted Harry and Hermione. She went into a mad rage and decapitated Hermione with an Easy Bake Oven spatchula. Then she went over to Harry and sneezed on him. This sneeze intoxicated him and he imploded. Ron was randomly in their group again and he imploded. Since Collin Creevey was tagging along, he was hit by Ron's organs and imploded as well

THE END