Chapter 1
Purpletwilightgoddess: Hi everyone! It's me, PTG(puprpletwilightgoddess cause its looong). I'll show you a (dream) conversation with the Twilight characters. :) *nervous because it's my first time to write these kind of stories so please bear with me*
One day, I, PTG, am walking down the woods, wandering about. I slipped my foot on the moss and everything went black.
Shrilly voice: She's going to wake up in a few minutes now.
Mature voice: I hope so.
Booming voice: Hey! What do we have here?
Stern voice: shut up Em.
PTG: *hears a loud smack*
Pained voice: I'm going for a walk. *murmurs*
Compassionate voice: Dear, I hope she wakes up soon…
Velvet voice: Me too mum.
PTG: Urgh… *flutters eyes open* Where—where am i?
Mature voice: You're awake.
PTG: Where am i?
Stern voice: you're obviously in the Cullen household. Duh.
Booming voice: Come on sweetcheeks, don't be so rude to her…
PTG: Wait! You mean, I'm in the Cullen household?
Shrilly voice: yes! Yes you are! And, oh gods, look at you? You certainly need a makeover.
Velvet voice: Ali, don't aggravate her…
Compassionate voice: He's right Ali, she still needs to recover.
Pained voice: *from far away* bloooooooooood…
PTG: I think, I just got myself in trouble. *Leans back on the pillow and drifts off to sleep*
There you have it! First chapter. :)