A/N: I'm bad! I'm starting another story! WHEN WILL I LEARN?!? I promise on the great gift of Christmas I will post a new chapter of TSS or COC or TT, just give me some time (like you guys haven't given me plenty) Please, just think of this new story as an early Christmas gift from me to you!

A Prologue Type Thing

Deep within confines of the near-constant cover of clouds of Northwest Washington State, an inconsequential mall resided within the inconsequential town of Forks.

As per usual, even though it was nearing summer, a rainfall made its presence known to the happy-go-lucky, good, sometimes redneck people of Forks. Being a saturday afternoon and what not, a majority of Forks' youth decided to make the most of the northern downpour spent inside the one and only, very minuscule, Forks' Mall.

At the very heart of said mall sat a rather large water fountain. Many teenagers crowded the ledge of the fountain like animals did with a watering hole.

Within the mix of very ordinary children with very ordinary lives sat the black sheep within the group of snow white fleece.

(Unknown to) Forks' very own resident vampire-human couple: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.

Bella, who normally couldn't tear her attention away from her begrudgingly in love boyfriend, now sat captivated by a group of teens.

She sat at the edge of her seat, as if she were watching some action-packed, thrilling, heist-esque movie. Edward, however, sat with an annoyed expression gracing his face and his arms folded.

"Bella, stop staring," Edward whispered under his breath.

Bella shook her head,"I'm sorry, but they are just so interesting!"

Edward looked over at the clique she was staring at, "I suppose they have..... um, personality?"

Bella just ignored her vampire boyfriend, and continued to stare at the group of non-conforming pessemists. Non-conforming in the most conforming way, that is. The lot of them almost looked like clones of eachother. They all had the long, sideways bangs covering a single eye, and the eye that was visible was incircled in thin, dark strokes of eyeliner. Each fringe of bangs of each of the teens were artificially colored some sort of bright color in contrast to their black dyed hair. They all had an apathetic expression ontheir faces. Each of them wore skinny jeans with a chain hanging from the belt loops and either a 'Panic! At the Disco', 'Fall-Out Boy', or 'My Chemical Romance' t-shirt. All of them had a leather-bound journal tiled "Poetry of the Apathetically Dead".Some of them even wore thick rimmed glasses. (A/N: Can you guess which clique stereotype I'm adressing yet?)

"Just look at them. How often does it happen that we see a group of them at the mall?"

Edward stared Bella dubiously, "Every. Freaking. Day. Bella."

Bella stood up," They're pretty awesome!"

Edward looked up at girlfriend, "Bella, they're just no good punks. I fail to understand as to why you have some weird infatuation with a group of anti-social, pale, annoyingly apathetic, angsty teens."

Bella raised an eyebrow at her boyfriend, "Judging by the description of the kind of personalities you think they have, maybe my liking of them stems off of my loving and adoration for you."

Edward jumped to his feet, "What's that supposed to mean!?"

Bella looked at Edward cynically with her hands on her hips, "Are you serious? You just described yourself in a nutshell!"

"I am not anti-social, apathetic, or angsty!" Edward retorted.

Bella just shook her head, "Sorry, Ed. There's no way you'd be able to win this debate."

Edward crossed his arms and slightly pouted," Well, excuse me for having the characteristics of an Emo."

Bella pecked the slight pout on her boyfriend's face, "It's okay, I never said I didn't love your brooding ways."

Edward sighed, "I just don't understand them," he said, pointing to the group.

Bella rolled her eyes,"That's kind of the point. They feel like the world doesn't understand them."

"So?"

"That's why they act and dress the way they do," Bella explained.

Edward shoved his hands in his pockets," Huh, with all the time I've been alive, you would think I would have been able to figure that out."

A faint expression of curiosity spread on Bella's face, "I guess the only way to test that theory out would be to actually go Emo."

Edward stiffened next her, "I have a slight feeling I'm going to regret asking this, but what plan exactley is forning in that beautiful head of yours?"

Bella turned to face Edward with a gleam in her eyes, "We're going to impersonate and infiltrate the mysterious land known as Emo Land."

Edward opened his mouth to protest, but the faint sound of Edward's cell ringtone was heard.

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd*mn door

It's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

Bella smirked, "Panic! At the Disco, huh?"

Edward's eyes shifted side to side, "Um, Emmett did that..."

"Um-hm, just answer your phone," Bella said doubtingly.

Edward grumbled and pulled out his cell phone. Before he had a chance to so much as say hello, he was greeted with a very high-pitched sqeal.

"Dammit, Alice! You do realise my hearing is about 100 times more sensative than a human's, right?"

"Sorry, but I'm really excited!"

Edward silently prayed, "About what?"

"I'm going to make sure you and Bella are the best Emos ever!"

Edward sighed, knowing he had lost the battle.

In the land of the Emo the loving couple would soon arrive at.

A/N: Just so all of you know, this is purely out of my weird love of dressing Emo, and is not meant to be offensive. And for all you P!ATD fans, I love those guys far too much. Brendon Urie is my idol!

Lots 'O Love,

CDC A.K.A Chelly A.K.A Chelsea