This is going to be a Pewbuscus for the first couple chapters. Then cry comes in. But things get twisted. Don't like? Don't read. Review if you want to. (:

Disclaimer: I do not own the actual Tobuscus, ChaoticMonki (Cry), or PewDiePie YouTube channels or anything. This is really just a fanmade account. But I guess I just wanted to name the penname "TobyTurner" because it was the closest. Tobuscus was already taken. But oh well.

~Toby

My voice was wispy from all my yelling yesterday. Playing Happy Wheels was getting very frustrating. From slenderman scaring the living daylights out of me, to so many PewDiePie quizzes. I hoped that I would've known my Swedish friend better. Felix Kjellberg? Man, it took me almost a month to say his name properly. But I'm sure he has done a few quizzes about me, maybe he'd actually play them, get them right. I mean, my name isn't too hard to pronounce. My fans are constantly screaming it, anyways.

I had almost forgotten about the popcorn I had made to go along with my new movie. Another zombie horror, but with a creepy twist. Evil Dead – some voodoo book with some teenagers that are too stupid to remember not to open it. I was about halfway through the movie, but no matter how much blood and gore were spilled on the floor – I'd have to make a rap about that! – I'd still have the appetite to enjoy some freshly made buttered popcorn.

~Felix

I was beginning to miss Marzia – well, I had already missed her when she had stepped on the plane to Italy without me. I could understand that her mother was ill and could only afford to send a single ticket for Marzia, but I would've liked to know ahead of time. But, oh well. I've still got my bros, right?

Anyways, I had something else to look forward to. I had bought myself a plane ticket for myself. Well, Marzia was going to come too, but… I think visiting her mother was more important than my little vacation. I was going to Canada; but only for a few hours in between flights. I was actually going to California!

~Toby

I needed some tea to settle my nerves. I didn't really like tea, and I don't know why or how I had some Green Tea in my cupboard. But, whether I liked tea or not, this horror story was some serious business. It was really creepy. I had paused the movie to get the tea, and I had planned on drinking the entire cup before I had resumed the film.

Since I didn't really like tea, it took me quite a while to finish it. I tried adding more sugar, but it kept keeping me awake. My nerves did not settle – at all. It didn't help that my wide screen television was paused on a scary pair of eyes that seemed to stare at me – almost into my soul, at that – every single time I looked at them. I definitely had the chills.

~Felix

I had woken up on a plane while almost everyone else was sleeping. Well, there was an old woman reading a book. A strange looking book. I've never seen anything like it. Old, wrinkled, but as she looked around, she started ripping off some plastic to reveal a thorn-ish covered book. I didn't know why an old woman like herself would have such a thing. It was very strange, but I didn't question her morals. It must've been a family keepsake or something... The strange book had me puzzled for most of the plane ride, but I soon forgot about it.

But, don't all planes have those? I mean. some person that is too interested in a book to sleep? But anyways, I had fallen asleep as soon as I had stepped on the plane, while the other passengers had firstly gotten their fill of being on a plane. I had guessed that it was everyone's first time being on an aircraft of any sort, since not many people go into or out of Sweden.

Once the plane had stopped after what seemed like forever, I made my way to the baggage area. I was the last person to finally see my bags, full of nerdy crap and my own T-shirts, which I really didn't need most of. I had brought lots of American money that I had planned on spending. I knew I would be late. I was staying at a hotel for a bit, but tomorrow I probably won't need it. It was going to be a new day. I was really excited. I had planned this for over a year. And now, I was finally here!

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I added a new part to ~Felix's second POV part. It'll be more important in CryDieBuscus 3. But don't worry, I'll finish the first one (this one), then have a CDB (CryDieBuscus) 2 (you'll be in for a story! :D), and finally 3. Man, I have a lot of writing to do. Trust me, this will be an amazing trilogy. Maybe even a saga. If I have any better ideas. (:

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