Okay, I decided that the original first chapter totally sucked, and I wanted new readers to keep reading (which wouldn't be likely with a sucky beginning) so… here is a completely new first chapter! (For those of you who haven't read the original first chapter: you aren't missing much)

Link took a step back and faced his opponent. He drew his sword and assumed a fighting stance. A few yards away, Meta Knight did the same thing. Link charged at his smaller foe and spun in a circle, sword extended. "Hyaaaaa!"

Meta Knight sidestepped the attack and countered with a sword uppercut. He flew to a nearby platform. "Silly Link! Always charging headfirst into battle without thinking!"

Link just rolled his eyes. "Yes, oh wise one." The Hylian drew his bow back and fired at Meta Knight, who merely jumped and floated down next to Link.

The star warrior stretched out his sword, missing Link by an inch. The Hero of Hyrule responded by grabbing Meta Knight with his hookshot and flinging him over the edge.

His opponent flapped his wings and grabbed the edge, pulling himself up and shooting forward in a corkscrew. Suddenly, a school bell rang. Meta Knight jumped to his feet, shoved Link aside, and shot out of the arena. "FOOD!"

Link just shook his head and followed after him, laughing to himself. "Never get between a star warrior and his food."

Meanwhile, in the cafeteria, Pit was just finding this little fact out.

"Hey, that's mine!"

Kirby just smiled and turned to Marth's plate.

"Oh, no you don't you little blob!" He shoved Kirby back, sending him flying into Ike's knees, which caused him to drop his plate full of meat.

Kirby gave a baby-like cry of joy, and sucked up all the delicacies.

While Kirby was happy, Ike was furious. He immediately calmed down, however, when he realized seconds were free today.

Link walked up to the table with his plate. "Hey guys! Um, why does Kirby have footprints on him?" He set down his plate and picked up the little pink puffball. "There ya go, little guy." Link then gave him a small portion of his food, and Kirby inhaled it happily.

Zelda and Peach walked by, both with plates of food in their hands and in deep conversation. Zelda gave a frustrated sigh. "I mean, why do they have to name it Super Smash brothers? That's totally sexist!"

Peach nodded. "And in the Subspace Emissary, they make look like such a dumb blonde!" She proceeded to trip on her own feet, but before she could fall and spill her plate, Zelda caught her with a magic force field.

The Hylian Princess brushed back a strand of hair. "Yeah… their fault." She shook her head to clear it. "Anyways, they should name the next game Super Smash Sisters, or something."

Peach nodded assent.

Nearby, Ganondorf sat with Bowser and Wario. He overheard the last bit of the conversation and laughed. "More like Super Smash Sissies! Nobody here comes even close to beating me!"

Wario snickered and pulled out a few sheets of paper. "Really? Because I stole these battle records, and it says you've only won once!" He paused and snickered. "Against Jigglypuff!"

Ganondorf just frowned and pounded his fist once on the table.

A few minutes later, the bell rang.

Pit burst out of the cafeteria and ran down the hall laughing, followed by an extremely angry Mario with spaghetti all over his face. "I'm-a gonna get you!" The plumber charged after the angel, while Link and Marth just shrugged and headed off to their first class: Basic and Advanced Techniques.

Ness sat down and propped his feet up on his desk. His head felt lighter so he reached up to pat his head. "HEY!" He spun around and whacked Kirby with his baseball bat, causing him to spit out Ness's hat. The undignified psychic sat down with a grunt, holding his hat on his head.

In the front of the class, the teacher was writing on the chalkboard when he heard Link's voice yell, "Don't eat the chalk!" With lightning speed he turned around and grabbed Kirby right before he could inhale the writing device. The teacher tossed the puffball into an empty chair and addressed the class.

"Attention, students. Professor Navi was apparently sick of this job, and sick of getting tossed around," At this he glared at Ganondorf. "So she decided to quit. Toadsworth then journeyed all the way to my island to ask my services, so how could I refuse? My name is Professor Kopaka, and I will be your teacher from now on."

There! I personally think that this is MUCH better than the other one, so I'm keepin' it! Enjoy!