Ok, so I don't own anything exept a distubing amount of Doctor Who paraphernalia.
The whole TARDIS shook, as the Doctor jerked first one leaver, then another. Sarah Jane came running in, "What is it Doctor?" she asked franticly, grabbing hold of part of the console to steady herself.
"Something worse that we have ever encountered before" the Doctor said, unscrewing part of the console, and pulling wires out. Parts came out in a rush, as he flung bits of the TARDIS over his shoulder. "This is very bad" he muttered to himself "oh bad bad bad" He continued in his rapid pulling apart of the TARDIS.
"What is it Doctor" Sarah Jane asked again "Daleks? The Master? Some unknown tentacled thing?" The TARDIS stopped shaking, but probably only because most of the main engine parts were scattered about the floor. In fact, the lights all went out, and the TARDIS stopped, dead. "Sarah Jane, torch in the cupboard though there, turn left, and the door with Emergency Supplies written on it. As she went to retrieve the torch, he stuck his head into the cavity he had just cleared.
When Sarah Jane came back with the torch (the emergency supply cupboard had also contained: a large empty bucket, an empty space with "Do Not Remove" written under it, and a bag of jelly babies with: Important. Do not eat unless the universe is about to end, written on them) the Doctor was now half in the ever-widening hole. She moved to shine to torch into it, and he said "A little to the left, up a bit…. Ah ha" He pulled out, triumphantly holding something up.
"So that was the problem?" Sarah Jane asked, "Is it some sort of weird alien parasite?"
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the Doctor, grinning up at her as he put it in his mouth "I dropped a jelly-baby in the console".
What did you think? Please review. This idea was just a random thought, so don't be to hard. ;just kidding, say whatever you want.
Thanks to Laura for alerting me to the fact the Sarah Jane has no hyphen. Fixed now;)