"Ow! Guess I can't wear this anymore, either. Damn, these ears are sensitive," Undertaker muttered, setting his hat down next to him on his desk. He rubbed the back of his head, being careful not to bump the two silver cat ears that were now on top of it. "And just popping up outta nowhere, too…"
This morning, he'd woken up as usual, pushing up the lid of one of the coffins he always slept in. As he'd stumbled sleepily to the bathroom, he caught sight of himself in the hall mirror and stopped dead in his tracks. "Wha- Cat ears?" He'd immediately put his hands to his head, no sooner flinching away as the new ears were, as it turns out, incredibly sensitive. "Wait… Does that mean…?" He twisted around to get a glimpse down his back. Sure enough, there was a long silver tail poking out just below the small of his back.
"Well, that's going to be a bother…" He said, twisting back around to look at himself in the mirror once more. "I just wanna know where these came from, though!" He reached up to try touching an ear again, but a bit gentler this time. It twitched almost of its own accord, though he could feel the reflex. "I wonder…" He started to lightly scratch the base of this new ear. "Ah!" He felt a wave of pleasure overtake him, nearly bringing him to his knees. His bare shoulders shuddered as he let out a moan which deepened into a… growl? No, it was gentler… a purr? Yes, that was it, a purr. "O-okay… Let's not do that again," He regained his balance and withdrew his hand from where it still rested on top of his head. In the mirror, he could see that he was now blushing profusely from that experience. "I should really just not touch these at all, should I?" He wondered aloud.
"But what about… this?" He reached behind him and grasped the slender tail, which was now twitching back and forth. He suddenly felt a wave of anxiety as his hand clamped down on it. Ignoring this feeling, he pulled it forward and gently tugged on it. Without warning, a shock of pain ran up his spine, and his legs all but gave out. Now in a heap on the floor, he let go of the tail which was now swinging violently back and forth in the air. "Alright," He said, struggling back to his feet. "Just don't touch either of them. Got it."