Krystal: "Hello, everyone. Welcome to Big Brother! I'm your host, Krystal. Today, 10 Tree Friends will be entering the Big Brother house. Ohhhh, knows? We might find some romance!"
-Audience cheers-
Krystal: Well, let's not keep you eager beavers waiting any longer! Our first housemate loves to dance…Disco style! He's into the ladies, and is a total hopeless romantic! Give it up for….Disco Bear!"
-Audience boos Disco Bear as he moonwalks in-
Krystal:"So, Disco. What are you hoping to discover in the Big Brother house?"
Disco Bear: "Wells, I'll tell ya. I'm lookin' for a foxy lady who knows how to boogie!"
Krystal: "Ehrmm…Ok. Whatever floats your boat?" *Puts on fake smile* "Disco Bear, you may enter the house."
Disco Bear: "Thanks, babe."
-He winks and he moonwalks into the BB house-
Disco Bear: "Yo, is anybody here? Foshizzle." (I don't know how Disco Bear would sound: x)
Krystal: "Awww! Looks like he's lonely. How about we bring in the next contestant?"
Guy in the audience: "YEAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Krystal: "Shut up. Anywho, here's our next contestant! He an ex-war veteran, and he owns his own Jeep! Here's the adorable bear everyone loves…Flippy!"
Girls in the audience: "We love you, Flippy!"
Krystal: "Wow, Flippy. Got ya own fan-club, eh?" *Nudges him in the shoulder*
Flippy: *Blush*
Krystal: "Aww! Is the widdle bear afraid of the widdle fangirls?"
Flippy: *Get's bowie knife out*
Krystal: "Uhh…SECURITY!"
Flippy: "What? I'm only showing you my knife. Don't you like it?"
Krystal: "Anyway…Flippy. What are you gonna be looking for in the house."
Flippy: Umm. I don't know." *Scratches back of his neck* I guess I'll just take it as it is?"
Krystal: "What about romance?" *Nudges him again*
Flippy: "What?"
Krystal: "What about romance?"
Flippy: "What?"
Krystal: "What about romance?"
Flippy: "What?"
Krystal: "What. About. Romance?"
Flippy: "Ohhhh. Heh, heh. I don't know."
Krystal: "Yes, isn't that nice? Ok, Flippy. You can enter the house."
Flippy: "Yay!" *Runs in screaming*
Krystal: *Tries not to laugh* Ok, ok. Next up is our fluffy little bunny friend who loves to explore, everybody, it's Cuddles!"
Cuddles: *Hops in awkwardly* "Hiya, Krystal!"
Krystal: "Yes, yes, hello Cuddles."
Cuddles: "Awsh, what's wrong?" *Hugs Krystal even more awkwardly*
Giggles: *Runs in screaming her toaster off* (Yes, she has a toaster.) "I HATE YOU CUDDLES!"
Krystal: "Ugh…I don't get paid enough for this…" *Walks off stage*