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Kahoha 4 chapter 1 New Teacher and Obito's New Crush

"RRRIIINNNGGG" the bell rang for class to start.

"Ugh, When do you think Mr. K.F.C will retire?" asked Obito

"I don't know man, but I wish she would soon." Said Shikano

"Good morning class, I'm sorry but I have horrorable news." Said a Mr. Jolly about in his 50s, and as Obito said he looks like the K.F.C dude.

"Your Momma" said one kid in the back.

"No" Said Mr. Jolly

"Your Daddy" said another kid

"No" said Mr. Jolly getting irritated

"YOUR BALLED HEADED GRANNY,SHE'S 99 SHE THINKS SHE FINE,SHE'S DATEING FRANKINSTINE!"

"NO!" said the angry teacher. "and for your info my granny isn't balled, she isn't 99, she know she's fine and she isn't dateing Frankinstine"

"…ok?" said Shikano.

"Well I wanted to say I'm retiring " he said sadly

"WO HO! " yelled Obito happly.

"know heres your new teacher"

A tall lady about in her early 20s walked in the room. She had long curly brown hair with big blue eyes. Obito looked at her with wide eyes.' she is so hot' 'You better believe it dude.'

"Hello class my name is Miss. Ankio and I'll be your new teacher starting Monday"

(Play Theme Grow Up By Simple Plan Here)

"I'm home!" yelled Obito

"So how was school today honey" asked his mom Sakura Hatake, formally Haruno.

"Good hey I'm gonna go practice with band. K?" asked Obito

"Sure honey" His mom said

"Ok dudes lets try our new song" Said the drummer the Dai son of Naruto and Hinata.

Dai starts the drums. Then Obito starts guitar and sings. Hey girl you know you drive me crazy
One look puts the rhythm in my hand.
Still I'll never understand why you hang around
I see what's going down.

Cover up with make up in the mirror
Tell yourself it's never gonna happen again
You cry alone and then he swears he loves you.

Do you feel like a man
When you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
Every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever you will surely drown
I see what's going down.

I see the way you go and say your right again,
Say your right again
Heed my lecture

Do you feel like a man
When you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down a new life she has found.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..
Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..

One day she will tell you that she has had enough
Its coming round again.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has.

Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.

Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..

Feel free to tell me if it sucks. I know it does since its my first one.