Lucario And the Great Mystery
The Pokéball flew through the air. "Go, Lucario!" shouted Melania, a budding trainer. It was her 4th gym battle in the Kalos, in Coumarine Gym, against Ramos, the grass type gym.
"Come on Gogoat! You're my last hope against this little bitch!" shouted Ramos. "Lucario use Blaze Kick!" shouted Melania. Gogoat fell to the floor, knocked out by the super effective fire type move.
"You fucking filthy slut! Here, take the bloody badge!" screamed Ramos angrily.
"Thank you. Finally. We're half way there now Lucario." said Melania.
"I know," replied the Lucario, "actually, Melania, I have somewhere to be tonight. I'll see you tomorrow."
"Oh. Ok then Lucario. Wait I have something to give you." said Melania, holding up a small stone.
"What, a rock?" questioned Lucario.
"No it's made from Lucarionite. It lets you Mega Evolve." laughed Melania.
"Oh, thanks. Well, I'll be off now. Bye." said Lucario. Lucario began the long journey towards Unova to visit his old girlfriend Gardevoir.
3 HOURS LATERLucario walked up to the door. She wasn't expecting him so he let himself in with his old key. He was supposed to see an empty beer can on the floor.
"Gardevoir never drank," he thought. He began to walk up the stairs, only to hear a strange moaning sound coming from Gardevoirs bedroom. He parked through the open door to see a Gallade entering Gardevoirs pussy. He gasped in shock, then both to turn and look at him. "Who's that babe?" he asked Gardevoir.
"Oh, that's my ex-boyfriend." replied Gardevoir.
"We never broke up!" exclaimed Lucario, "You always were a cheating whore!"
"Back off bro!" threatened Gallade.
"You wanna fucking go!" shouted Lucario, "get your tiny penis out of her and come and battle me!"
"OK!" replied Gallade.
Lucario entered his Mega Evolution, causing Gallade to step back in fear.
"I didn't mean it bro," mumbled Gallade.
Lucario used Power Up-Punch on Gallade before walking out.
4 HOURS LATER
"Oh why Gardevoir? Why would you cheat on me?" said Lucario sadly.
"Having a bad day are we?" came a voice from the woods.
"Who is that?" asked Lucario cautiously, ready to enter his Mega Evolution.
Suddenly, a twig snapped behind him. He span, ready to fight, only to see a hot female Zoroark.
"Hey cutie," said the Zoroark.
"U-Uh hi," mumbled Lucario, dumbstruck by her beauty, "y-you're pretty cute too, y'know."
"Aww thanks," replied the Zoroark, " my name's Midnight. What's yours?"
"Just call me Hunter." replied Lucario, gaining confidence.
"You look cold. Wanna come to my place?" asked Midnight.
"Yeah, thanks." said Hunter back.
The two headed back for Midnight's house, Hunter not knowing the fun awaiting him...
Pretty long first chapter. I might start another series as well.