Hey, guys! This story is just some fun story my friend and I thought up when we were suppose to be sleeping. Hope you guys like it and please leave us some feedback.

Chapter 1

I can't believe what people are posting on Facebook these days! My sixteen year old niece just posted a disturbing picture of herself wearing a bikini, although her bottoms were hidden by her overgrown belly that gave her a muffin shape. I was so distracted by this image that I didn't even notice when Aro placed something heavy on my desk, making it wobble.

"What a lovely day, do you not agree, my dear Gianna?" Aro asked with a satisfied look.

I moved so fast to hide the evidence of me scrolling around on Facebook instead of doing my work, that I didn't even notice what he had placed on my desk. I just kept nodding, hoping that he didn't notice what I was doing.

"I am so happy you agree. Oh look, Frank is sleeping" Aro said and I frowned in confusion.

Who on earth is Frank? I soon found out as I glanced down at a fish bowl sanding on the edge of my desk. A goldfish was floating on the surface upside down.

"Uh…" I started but Aro interrupted.

"You would not mind keeping an eye on Frank, would you?" He asked with a big smile but something in his voice told me that it was a order and not a simple favour. The tone in his voice made me hesitate to tell him that the fish, named Frank, was dead but I couldn't lie to him. He was my master after all.

"Master, I don't think Frank is sleeping. I think it's a more permanent situation than that I think he's… dead." I informed him and his smile remained on his face.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I'm no fish expert but he dead." I said gesturing with my thumb at my throat, making a slitting movement as the well-known gesture for dead.

"But how could this have happened? I was so gentle when I played with him." Aro said his smile finally vanished.

"Maybe you played too rough," I suggested but was wondering how someone could possibly play with a fish.

"No, It cannot be I did not hear him cry out." Aro said with a thoughtful look. I mentally face palmed myself and didn't know how to respond to that. How could the leader of the vampire world be so stupid?

"Where did you even get the fish, Master?" I asked, trying to change the subject of Aro being so dumb. You just can't tell your master that he's stupid.

"I asked Marcus if I could take Frank out for a walk and then we started to play. That is how I know he cannot be dead because when he got tired of playing he went to sleep and I left him to rest." He explained and then added. "I was extra careful not to wake him up."

"Master, I don't think he went to sleep"

"Oh fudge cracker, what we gonna do?" Aro asked starting to panic. He then started to poke Frank as if to make sure I wasn't lying.

"I might have an idea-" I wanted to inform my master but he interrupted me, once again.

"We must have the same idea, you are a genius, my dear." He looked excited and ran off with the fish tank. I struggled to decide on what to do next, wait for Aro to come back and show me his idea or return to stalking my niece on Facebook.

Eeeeeew what is that thing? Oh wait that's her face. So as you probably see I decided to go with Facebook stalking. It was about ten minutes later when Aro returned with something I did not expect.

"You cannot even tell the difference," he said proudly, placing the fish tank back to where it originally stood on my desk earlier. I took a closer look and saw a biscuit shaped as a fish laying on the bottom of the tank while Frank was still floating on the surface.

"Perhaps you should remove Frank first, Master." I said instead of telling him that his plan was ridiculous and putting on a supportive face.

"Oh, of course! Where is my head at?" He asked himself and then before I could register he scooped Frank's body from the tank and flicked it at my face. I never thought I would experience the unpleasant taste on a wet gold fish… but today was full of surprises, so why not?

"Aro, are you done playing with Frank?" Marcus asked as he entered through the open door. Aro looked bewildered but managed a shaky smile.

"Yes, we had a wonderful day. Thank you brother for allowing me to play with him today." Aro said reaching for the fish tank and giving me a quick wink before he picked it up and giving it to Marcus. Marcus examined the bowl with an emotionless expression.

"He looks different." Marcus noted and I tried to hold my laughter in.

"Gianna, what is that on your shoulder?" Marcus asked now turning his attention to me.

I glanced over to my shoulder and saw the corpse of Frank. I yelled out in disgust, trying to shake it off but I only failed and the body slipped into the collar of my blouse now slipping down my skin and getting caught in my bra. I started unbuttoning my blouse, forgetting that I had an audience who just watched silently. Finally when I fished Frank out of my bra - pun intended ;) - I saw Marcus and Aro looking at me with quizzical looks. I quickly covered myself up and felt my cheeks starting to burn with embarrassment.

"I have seen better," Marcus said disgusted and Aro nodded.

"That was not even a bit satisfying," Aro added and I grew angry at how judgmental they were.

"Maybe if she did it a bit slower." Marcus suggested and Aro looked as if he was imagining this.

"I can't believe you guys! I'm sitting right here." I hissed in a mixture of anger and hurt. I stood up, covering my exposed badonkadonks and stormed down the hall way.

After a while I finally calmed down and realised that my behaviour could led to my untimely death for disrespecting my masters. I quickly came up with brilliant plan that could ensure Aro's forgiveness for my wrong doing. When I finally buttoned up my blouse again and looked presentable, I set out to put my plan into motion.

"Master, guess who I found walking around outside." I found Aro still standing in the reception hall braiding his hair. When he heard my voice he quickly undone the braid and looked at me as if nothing weird just happened.

"Who?" He asked after clearing his throat. I held up a plastic bag filled with water, which contained a new fish resembling Frank the first.

"Frank!" Aro looked surprised and I couldn't believe he actually fell for it. Luckily I didn't lose my life after returning Frank to Aro…or at least Frank the second. However I soon found myself experiencing dajavu as Aro returned to my desk after a few hours holding the fish bowl in his arms.

"Look Gianna, Frank is sleeping again." He said and I sighed.

"I'll get the biscuits" I said standing up without bothering to inform Aro that the fish was dead... Again.