Me: I do not own any of these Nintendo characters
Link: But I bet you did, because let's be honest I am pretty awesome!
Me: Samus-
Samus: I got this (Shoots Link out the window of Smash Mansion with her arm cannon)
(Gives Samus a bag of money)
Me: Here is your money for the bounty-
Samus: Pleasure, shooting fairies out of windows is my specialty
Link: I'M HYLIAN
Me: No one cares! Now on with the story.
Samus POV
I walked through the ruins on Planet Zebes where I was tracking down a Galactic Federation solider that went rogue. I grimaced and looked around the area. Rain fell heavily making a marsh at the bottom of the rocks. I looked around trying to spot any signs of disturbance on the ground or rocks, but the rain made it hard to see and the moss on the rocks made it hard to look for handprints. "I could've sworn I saw it come this way." I said out loud. "You did." A voice above me said. I turned around just in time to see a figure jumping down from the rocks before he landed on me knocking me to the ground. The rain made it hard to see, but the figure sounded male and in his late thirties. "Who are you?" The figure said leaning its knee on my chest area. I pushed my anger down. If I really wanted to get it off of me I pulled my arm cannon out from under me slowly so that he either wouldn't notice or if it did it just looked like I was adjusting a hurt arm. "Who are you?" He repeated. "Your worst nightmare." I said through gritted teeth. My arm cannon wasn't fully charged yet so I did the next best thing I slammed my arm cannon across the figure's face and sent him flying across the terrain. I stood up and looked around and spotted the figure standing up. The rain lightened and I could see I was right. The figure was a man that looked around his late thirties. He was bald with a black tattoo running from the back of his head over his bald head and over one of his eyes. He had one blue eye and the other one was pitch black (Probably from the tattoo ink causing him to be blind in one eye) and he still wore his Federation uniform. "The real question is how much I'm going to be paid once I kill you and have your head on a silver platter." I said. His nose dripped blood and he wiped it away. "I would like to know who people are before I kill them. So who are you?" The man said. "My name is Samus Aran, and I think I'm going to kick your ass." I said. "Hunter, I have been on scavenging these planets since you were born I know everything about this planet and it's terrain, I highly doubt you can beat me and when I have your head I'm going to show it to the Space Pirates and I will be rich." He said smiling. "How about I knock that ugly thing you call a head off your neck and then we will see who will be rich." I said. He charged at me and I sidestepped and shot a missile at him and it caught him right in the chest knocking him against a rock, but unfortunately he used the momentum to charge back at me and his fist made contact with my helmet knocking me to the ground and my helmet came off and flew a couple feet away from me. He pounced on top of me and started to punch me across the face over and over again. I heard a crack and I knew he had broken my nose. He stopped punching me and grinned. "Goodbye hunter, thank you for making me the richest man alive I appreciate it and I will see you in hell." He said. My head felt like it was full of cotton balls and the blood made my vison blurry. It took me a moment to realize that he was holding a pistol and it was pointed right at my head. Then it hit me, I still haven't used my cannon yet and it's probably charged, but the possibility of me hitting him was small, but it definitely beats getting killed by a petty thief, I held up my arm cannon weakly. "Not if you go there first." I don't know where I hit him, but wherever I hit him was effective because he went flying across the terrain. CRACK. I turned around just in time to see the criminal bust his head against a large bolder knocking him into unconsciousness. Great now I got to drag the criminal back to my ship which was on the top of the Chozo Ruins. I grabbed my helmet off the ground and then pulled his body off the side of the bolder and his head landed on the ground with a heavy THUMP. Oops. I pulled his heavy body towards the ancient elevator. THUMP. His head hit the side of the elevator entrance. I threw his body down and scanned the elevator data allowing me access to move it up or down as I pleased. I stepped onto the platform and the elevator lurched forward and started to rise. The platform came to a stop and I pulled the criminal off the elevator and shot the door with my arm cannon and the door opened revealing the complete opposite terrain than the one I was just on. The air was hot and dry and the ground was covered with sand where Zoomers lurked below. The ancient temple entrance looked old and rustic than it normally did and the pillars surrounding it looked like it was about to collapse under its own weight. I dragged the body over to my ship opened the air latch and closed the latch behind me. "Adam, start the thrusters and set our course for the Federation Core while I put this asshole in the cell." I said and pulled the body down the corridor with the rest of energy I had and threw the body in the small cell ignoring the thump of the body landing on the cold metal floor and closed the door behind me. "Contact Galactic Federation Head Quarters through the private channel for me." I said. The screen showed static for a minute and then the screen came into focus. "Hello Miss Aran how nice of you to call." A man said leaning back in his chair and by his uniform I immediately knew he was the one taking Adam's place and I felt a deep hatred for the man already. "I have your ass hole criminal now give me my money so I can get out of my hands and you can get out of my way." I sneered. "You don't know who you're talking too." He said. "Neither do you." I said. "I'm looking forward to meeting you Miss Aran I will see you when you arrive at headquarters." He said and the screen turned to static again leaving me alone again in silence. "Adam, I'm going down to my quarters to rest you are to do as you please until I give you orders." I said and walked down the corridor and into my quarters. My room was small and simple and only had a bookshelf that was filled with boxes of who knows what, a work bench that had blue prints of my varia suit and my small low bed pushed against the wall in the corner. I laid down on my bed hoping to get some rest from the bounty. I closed my eyes and I was plagued by nightmares.
I sat on the hill with my back facing the burning sun looking out at the small village and watched as people of all shapes and sizes walked around buying and selling from vendors that called out from the busy streets and big smiles on their faces as they talked and laughed. Then it hit me like a rock I was back on K2-L, my home planet before the Space Pirates destroyed it. In my mind I wanted to yell and scream for them to hide and escape for the Space Pirates were coming, but the words got stuck in my throat. "Sammy can you come in here for a second?" A voice asked from inside a small house that sat behind me. The house was painted a dark grey color with flowers blooming in the garden mommy had planted a few days earlier and the windows were opened invitingly. I stood up brushed the dirt off my jean shorts and white shirt and walked into the house. The inside of the house was not too different from the outside of the house. The walls were painted a light blue and a warm breeze cooled the summer air. I smiled and my feet led me to the kitchen where my dad was sitting at the counter eating a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies that I assumed my mom made because my dad couldn't cook to save his life. "Ah, there's my girl, do you want a cookie." My dad was dressed in his usual military uniform and his hat was sitting next to the plate of cookies revealing his sandy blonde hair and he put a chocolate chip cookie in my hand. "I knew I smelled two rats in here." A female voice came from the room next door. A woman that looked no older than twenty four came into the room and gave a small smile at me and my dad who had a cookie in his hands about to was about to take a bite. The woman had blonde hair like my father that was pulled back into a high ponytail and a warm smile lit up her face. "Sammy what did I tell you about eating cookies before dinner." The woman was my mother "It was his fault he gave me the cookie." I said giving her the puppy dog face. "You can only eat one if I can I have one too and I will have to… TICKLE SAMMY!" She said tickling me under the arms where I was the most ticklish and I laughed. "Stop mommy- I won't t do it again I promise." I said through laughing. "Ok, but be warned little girl I will be watching you." She teased. The ground shook and the plate of cookies spilled off the counter the glass plate breaking into a million pieces. My dad put on his hat and someone barged through the door. "Commander, there are Space Pirates attacking the colony." He said and the ground rumbled again. He looked at my mother and me his face began to soften as turned into dad mode. "Everything is going to be alright, Virginia stay here with Sammy and keep her safe, and I'll be right back." He said then kissed my mother's forehead and then mine. "I love you." He said and then turned back to the solider his face returning to its normal solider look. "Private, not here, let's go outside where we can brief on the situation." He said and they disappeared outside. The sounds of explosions rumbled somewhere outside and my mother pulled me in closer. "Everything is going to be alright." She said soothingly in my ear the roof was torn off of our small cottage exposing us to the harsh battle outside. A giant mechanical dragon circled from above and the door bust open and a few Space Pirates came through their guns held high. My mother held me close as the Space Pirates inched closer. They reached for their guns, but probably realized that was the reason they came in here to gather supplies, not expecting a child and a mother would be in here hiding. My mother took that second to run out the back door with me in tow. Another explosion rumbled the ground as we ran for cover. The village whole village was in ruins, blood filled the streets and bodies of the fallen laid everywhere. My mother sat me under a piece of melted metal. "Stay here Sammy, I'll be right back ok?" I nodded and she left me under the rubble. A shriek pierced the air and a scaled dragon dropped down from the sky and landed on the ground with a crash. I recognized the ugly beast instantly. Ridley. He somehow spotted me in the rubble and turned his head towards me. "Ah an afternoon snack for the ride home." Ridley said inching closer to me. "Hi, I'm Samus and I'm this many." I said holding out three fingers to show the beast my age. "I'm Ridley, destroyer of many and ruler of the Space Pirates." He screeched with a gruesome smile. "I'm sometimes the leader of my class, but sometimes it's this boy named Dylan." I said shrugging. "Well those days are no more and you will be dead soon enough just like the others." He said slashing his large talons at little defenseless me, but the kill never came. My mother had taken the hit for me. Her shirt was ripped to shreds and blood covered her chest and she wasn't breathing. "Mommy?" I said inching closer to her body. "Mommy wake up." I said shaking her body, but she didn't move. "Mommy wake up, you haven't had your cookie yet and you need to chew out daddy and me for eating cookies before dinner." I said shaking her body again. "Mommy, please wake up, I want to have a tickle fight with you and daddy." I said. Ridley laughed harshly making me lift my head to look at the ugly beast. "I have a feeling we will meet again young Samus and when we do hopefully you will pick the right side." I woke up in a cold sweat. "Samus we have arrived at the Federation HQ." Adam said. It was time to get my award and get out of the Federations stupid way. I clenched my jaw and went to go put on my armor.
Link: When are we going to show up?
Me: Be patient my young Link, your time will come
Link: Did you just use a Star Wars quote on me?
Me: Yes, yes I did, now shut up or I'll get Samus to shoot you through the window again.
Link opens his mouth, but then closes it sharply
Me: Good Hylian, Please Read and Review and PM me if you have ideas! The next chapter will be up sometime this week. Thanks for reading!