Authors note: Rita Skeeter is my name. I choose a rumour that's circulating and mangle it into my own devilish article!!! Enjoy!!!
******
The rumour: Fleur Delacour from Beauxbatons will come to teach at Hogwarts.
The Possible destruction of England's best sorcery school
Fleur Delacour, ex-Beauxbatons champion for the Triwizard tournament is apparently coming to teach in the badly built school and ghost filled of Hogwarts, as Rita Skeeter special reporter from the Daily Prophet found out recently. The snobby French graduate is known only by her disastrous appearance in the Triwizard tournament where she failed to save her sister from the clutches of the cruel mer-people that live under the water of the lake in Hogwarts and was the first to drop out of the third task. Do you really think this girl is fit to teach our future employees at the Ministry of Magic? Some students from Hogwarts say that she unfit to be a teacher. "She's such an airhead!" says Millicent Bulstrode, a pretty girl from Slytherin. " She wouldn't recognise a crow from a phoenix, let alone a summoning spell from a repelling charm, and that's if she tried!"
Even some boys have something to say on the matter. " If she tried to teach she'd die from exhaustion, it would overcharge her tiny brain and it would explode" Says Vincent Crabbe, a strongly built Slytherin student. And as for the teachers... "If she teaches the entire reputation of this school will fall faster than a muggle plane."
And it is clear that the student's parents wouldn't be very pleased. "If she even tries to teach my son something as intellectually chalenging as Transfiguration, you can be sure I'll have somehting to say about it." Says Lucius Malfoy, a highly respected man of our time.
"I would really like to come to teach at Hogwarts" says Fleur Delacour in a sickening french accent "to learn more about the language." Quite frankly Ms Delacour, you have much more to learn than just English.
*******
That was the first of many twisted articles that I am set out to write. Hope you enjoy them!!!!
Rita Skeeter