Asexual No More
Piccolo woke up grinning, knowing the day when the Dragon Balls would be usable again had finally arrived. He jumped up, took off and began his search. Many weeks passed before he could gather them all, and he couldn't help but notice the pretty women passing as he went about searching.
Finally, after almost a month's time, he had them all gathered. Seven glistening orbs were arranged on the ground in front of him as he summoned Shen Long.
The seven Dragon Balls started to glow in unison. Then a column of golden light erupted from them as the sky turned black. Whipping about wildly, the golden light gradually took the shape of a coiled, magnificent serpentine dragon. It had to be at least a thousand feet or more long.
"I am the Eternal Dragon, I grant one wish and one wish only. Speak now!" Shen Long's thunder-deep voice boomed.
Piccolo smirked, looked up and said, "I'm tired of being asexual. Make me asexual no more!"
Shen Long's eyes glowed and he grinned, "Your wish is granted." With those words, an anvil fell on Piccolo's head, knocking him out.
Piccolo woke up later with a massive headache, but he felt great! He quickly got up and started strutting down the streets of the city. People that passed him kept bursting into laughter, but he figured he had a tent in his pants that was impossibly huge.
He finally wound up at the Capsule Corporation, and wanted to brag about what he could do. As soon as Bulma saw him, she fell onto the floor laughing.
"Humans…I'll never understand 'em." Piccolo muttered, turning around to see Vegeta.
Vegeta went into hysterics with his hyena like laugh. "AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"WILL EVERYONE KINDLY TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY!?!?!?!?!" Piccolo yelled over the wild laughter.
"Look in the mirror!" Vegeta snickered.
Piccolo walked over the mirror and looked into it.
Yes, his wish had been granted, he was no longer asexual. But there wasn't a tent in his pants. There were, however, two huge bulges under his gi top. Piccolo blinked, pulled the waistband of his gi pants out and peeked downwards. "AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DAMN DRAGON!!!!!!!!"
Bulma fell over laughing for a second time and Vegeta kept snickering, "You shoulda specified what sex you wanted to be! AHAA AHAHAHAH! NICE TITS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAA!!!"
Piccolo fell over onto his back and swore that once he wished himself back to normal that he would never speak to Shen Long again.
But for a whole year, he had to deal with men of all shapes and sizes wanting to touch his breasts.
Imagine that hell. Hehehe!