Alright, let me be clear here. I love shit. I love everything about it. If I see a big ol' smelly poo I'm gonna make a pecan pie out of it :) . It wasn't until I was about five years old that I got into this fetish, per say. Yes, guys, you can get boners when you're five. It's super possible. Anyway, I discovered my love for shit when I was taking a dump in my Becky-poo's mouth. Fuck. I loved the smell of that, I had corn that evening and it went through smooth. Here's my story of Becky. Oh, my name is Dennis by the way.
It was an extremely hot summer afternoon, and my girlfriend, Becky, was ready for some delicious butt-sex. I also have an anal fetish, naturally. Let me cut to the chase here. I fucked the living shit out of her. I plunged right into her bottom and engaged in a plumbing style of sex. Like omg, my dick was soooooo hard that day. Her ass-cheeks looked like fly's eyes because they were so big and fruity. Then, suddenly I got on top of her and took a HUGE SHITTTTT on her chest. The cleveland steamer was spreading all over her tits and falling into her bellybutton. I was proud, needless to say. Later that minute I decided something. I'm going to fuck her shit. I told her to waddle a biscuit right onto the bed, and she complied like a good girl ;). I spanked her bottom with a flyswatter as I was going balls deep into her shit. Oh, the aroma... She was moaning like a donkey, goddamn hot. I finally dumped my hot, sticky, thick white load of cum into her poop. I was in love. I preserved the fecal matter and kept it as a fleshlight. The end.