So i just imagine that this fanfic asshole is just some ugly ass, dorito + mountain dew elixir sipping neckbeard, sitting at his computer and secretly jacking off to my fanfics while his mother screams at him from the kitchen to alert him that his nachos are ready. He asks if she remembered the jalapeños and she says no and he gets so angry that he loses his boner and he blames it on my "shitty" stories. So he gets up to get his nachos and there isn't enough cheese so he just wipes some off his chin from last night's serving and slathers it onto his nachos and totes them back to his dark, masturbatory dungeon.
Yugioh cards are scattered around the floor and he nearly slips and falls on one of them because he has been wearing the same pair of greasy socks for the last three days. He curses in MLP. Once he reaches his desktop, he slumps down into the flattened pad of his computer chair and sits his nachos down on the desk beside him. Cheeto dust and pizza grease stains have decorated his keyboard. He grins a toothy grin, unflattering for his already unattractive face, as he hunches over with his fingers -still sticky with mountain dew- hovering above his computer keys, and a devious thought crosses his mind. His wirey, greasy hair touches a cheese stain on his t-shirt, but he doesn't care, and he lifts his hair and brings it to his chapped lips to lick the cheese.
After licking his paper-thin lips clean, he resumes. He knows how he's going to avenge his deceased boner. He begins to type. After three seconds of pure, intense typing, which was probably the best exercise he's ever had, he leans back into his computer chair, and grabs his plate of cold nachos. He stares at his computer screen, and reads what he had typed. "Gary Stu." He had won the battle. He brings a nacho to his lips to eat, but not before muttering "GG, scrubs." He exits out of his fanfiction tab and opens r32. He gawks at all the MLP porn while scoffing down his nachos.